[18:17] prower (prower@fcreid-03.dslbr.toad.net) joined #doom. [18:17] #doom: mode change '+o prower ' by ChanServ [18:17] Pworer [18:17] gvain [18:17] pr0w3r p0w3r! [18:17] Prwero [18:17] heh [18:17] <[rayle^extropy]> For some reason that looks like Romero. [18:17] cph_ (cph@cph.demon.co.uk) joined #doom. [18:17] Welcome to the Shores of Hell, cph_ [18:17] #doom: mode change '+v cph_ ' by Cacodemon [18:17] [rayle^extropy]: who, me? [18:17] friends without sex [18:17] kat: hard to not have to look like a pre-teeny-bopper? [18:17] <[rayle^extropy]> prower: Prwero [18:17] AdamW (adamw@host213-122-30-165.btinternet.com) joined #doom. [18:17] #doom: mode change '+o AdamW ' by ChanServ [18:17] <[rayle^extropy]> Quasar``: VERY hard. [18:17] haha [18:18] <[rayle^extropy]> Quasar``: I get mistaken for a tween all the time. (tween = 8-12) [18:18] tweenager [18:18] tween [18:18] heh [18:18] cph (cph@host62-7-79-194.btinternet.com) left irc: Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by cph_)) [18:18] Nick change on #doom: cph_ --> cph [18:18] is that some texus slang [18:18] no [18:18] ive heard it before [18:18] no that's widespread in usage now [18:18] y'all [18:18] I've seen it in magazines [18:18] hell they say tween over here [18:18] not widespread enough apparently [18:18] <[rayle^extropy]> prower: You're just an iconoclast. [18:18] err yeah [18:18] yeah whatever that is [18:18] heh [18:18] heh [18:18] prower the iconoclast [18:19] prower's just a wanker :P [18:19] here in maryland we have "nigga" instead of "tween" [18:19] i wouldnt give him that much cresdit [18:19] credit [18:19] Prower is a WANKER!! [18:19] man [18:19] its fucking 11.20 and its still hot here [18:19] yeah you mean you have white middle class 12 year olds thinking they're 'niggas' [18:19] jokes jokes jokes [18:19] damn nigga! did you see the new n sync video? [18:19] roflmao [18:19] so they go up to some Crip and say "hey wuzzup my nigga" [18:19] haha basically [18:19] sup nig [18:19] <[rayle^extropy]> ROFL [18:19] and then cry to mommy when they get punked [18:20] everyone's a nigga around here [18:20] whatup mah niggaz [18:20] well to black people anyway [18:20] hehehe [18:20] i live in a 99% black neighborhood [18:20] <[rayle^extropy]> What's a black person? [18:20] so i always get called "nigga" [18:20] <[rayle^extropy]> There are TWO black people in my town. [18:20] listen nigga [18:20] yous niggas, theys niggas, hell, wes all niggas [18:20] heh [18:20] i'm a nigga, you're a nigga, he's a nigga, she's a nigga, wouldn't you like to be a nigga too [18:20] i'm a nigga he's a nigga she's a nigga we some niggaz wouldnt you like to be a nigga too? [18:20] hahah [18:20] psoers [18:21] erm [18:21] i ant to be a nigger [18:21] err nigga [18:21] * Quasar`` spanks... ? [18:21] * [rayle^extropy] spanks [18:21] <[rayle^extropy]> It's the #doom mating call: /me spanks [18:21] the call of the spank [18:21] * Quasar`` looks at kat lustfully [18:21] if lowtax hates his forums so much why doesn't he just take them down [18:21] because he holds out hope [18:21] lol [18:21] like I do [18:21] <[rayle^extropy]> rofl [18:21] that one day they will be redeemed [18:21] * SoM_ gives Quasar a shower of cold water [18:21] Linguica: but you don't pay $1000/month for them to run [18:21] * [rayle^extropy] gives Quasar`` a shower of warm, gold water [18:21] * Quasar`` shrinks into MiniQuas [18:21] heh [18:21] true [18:22] Nick change on #doom: Quasar`` --> MiniQuas [18:22] '-' [18:22] 'o' [18:22] <[rayle^extropy]> I want to get a shirt that says "/me spanks" on the front and then wander around Britain and Canada and Norway. [18:22] hahaha [18:22] Linguica: he even made TastyArmageddon a moderator to punish the forums heh [18:22] rofl [18:22] kat: that's really gross [18:22] hehe [18:22] tasty a moderator [18:22] <[rayle^extropy]> SoM_: Eh, I've seen worse. [18:22] FUCK OFF TASTY [18:22] hahah [18:22] yeah I'm not really into piss '-' [18:22] everyone's nice to him now though [18:22] i wonder why [18:22] because reol is the new tasty [18:22] rofl [18:23] wow tasty just wanted to bbe a moderator [18:23] and now he is [18:23] * arioch has returned.. back again [gone 1h 2m]-1 [18:23] lol [18:23] yeah [18:23] * [rayle^extropy] still cannot get the image of lowtax and linguica having mansex out of her head [18:23] someone was like "you do realize lowtax just made you a mod to piss the forums off" [18:23] and he was like "yeah but i don't care" [18:23] ok kat [18:23] hahah [18:23] [rayle^extropy]: hahahah [18:24] you should have seen ling's graphic descriptions of his previous love experiences in here the other night [18:24] haha [18:24] I'm still having nightmares [18:24] really? [18:24] no heh [18:24] <[rayle^extropy]> Oh, Linguica: I need your address so I can send you those plane tickets [18:24] kat_: you are actually going to fly Ling out to see the Princess Diaries with you? [18:24] * [rayle^extropy] laughs [18:25] <[rayle^extropy]> I said I was, didn't I? [18:25] ZarcyB (zarcyb@host62-7-97-165.btinternet.com) left irc: sleep [18:25] wtf [18:25] <[rayle^extropy]> rofl [18:25] * [rayle^extropy] shakes her head [18:25] I thought you were like, kidding and stuff [18:25] cute [18:25] <[rayle^extropy]> I am. [18:25] hmm [18:25] I want to try to play with midi [18:25] anyone got any recommendations of midi progs? [18:26] woo the cute manager chick is here [18:26] In this form I could fit in a package to be mailed to kat [18:26] she's got on a nice tight sweater [18:26] yeah baby shake it [18:26] <[rayle^extropy]> rofl [18:26] <[rayle^extropy]> Linguica: You are so male. [18:26] Quas: haha [18:26] i wonder if dave ever added that music generation to slige [18:26] <[rayle^extropy]> If I flew you out here then I'd probably kick your ass before I went to see a movie with you. [18:26] kat: yeah, that tends to happen to males... [18:26] lol [18:26] <[rayle^extropy]> Hey, MiniQuas isn't excessively male. [18:26] heheh [18:27] <[rayle^extropy]> And neither are you. [18:27] ._. [18:27] hehe Phobia (the map w/o textures or any of that crap) is at 1.7 meg [18:27] <[rayle^extropy]> I'm not quit sure prower's even male. [18:27] * [rayle^extropy] giggles [18:27] is that a good thing? [18:27] <[rayle^extropy]> Yuh. [18:27] HEY :p [18:27] rofl [18:27] quas: yeah, it is. [18:27] ^_^ [18:27] <[rayle^extropy]> prower: Jus' jokin'. [18:27] err [18:27] * [rayle^extropy] snuggles prower [18:27] heheh [18:27] heheh [18:27] <[rayle^extropy]> See, I need to be like 12' tall. [18:27] i am so male boo hoo [18:27] <[rayle^extropy]> That way I could snuggle you guys like teddy bears. [18:27] lol [18:27] <[rayle^extropy]> As it is, it's like hugging a redwood. [18:27] lol [18:27] actually i'm not excessively male [18:27] haha [18:28] <[rayle^extropy]> Linguica: Yeah, I know. [18:28] I'm not that large ^_^ [18:28] <[rayle^extropy]> MiniQuas: Gyeh. Everyone's 'that large' to me. [18:28] <[rayle^extropy]> I swear. [18:28] <[rayle^extropy]> Even my great-grandmother from Japan is taller than me. [18:28] <[rayle^extropy]> C'mon. [18:28] heh [18:28] heh [18:28] <[rayle^extropy]> The woman's like 92 years old. [18:28] wow [18:28] I really hope I don't live to be that old... [18:29] especially now that som shrunk me into miniquas [18:29] I hope someone knocks me off when I start loosing physical ability. [18:29] how is sex kitten so hot [18:29] '-' [18:29] she uses the SA forums, it's like, a contradiction [18:29] <[rayle^extropy]> prower: ... [18:29] <[rayle^extropy]> I'm gonna be really extremely ugly when I get old. [18:29] som: find the potion to turn me back [18:29] heheh [18:29] [rayle^extropy]: why do you say that [18:29] I'm extremely ugly now... [18:29] <[rayle^extropy]> prower: Imagine a 92-year-old little girl. I mean, c'mon. [18:29] <[rayle^extropy]> That's just gross. [18:29] <[rayle^extropy]> SoM_: Gyeh. You hush. [18:30] who's sex kitten [18:30] Linguica: http://www.yod.net/members/katrahmes/kat14.jpg [18:30] hmm.... [18:30] "kat14.jpg"? [18:30] * prower looks at [rayle^extropy] [18:30] if this is porn you will die [18:30] * SoM_ digs through his boiler chest for a potion [18:30] * SoM_ gives Quasar` a shower of hot water [18:30] see if that does the trick [18:30] * MiniQuas turns into PicoQuas [18:30] not [18:30] Nick change on #doom: MiniQuas --> PicoQuas [18:30] PicoQuas? [18:31] you missed out MicroQuas [18:31] * SoM_ miss-read the book [18:31] * SoM_ gives quasar` a mushroom [18:31] <[rayle^extropy]> Look, he's so small, he can't talk. [18:32] * PicoQuas grows into MegaQuas [18:32] Nick change on #doom: PicoQuas --> MegaQuas [18:32] damn [18:32] too big [18:32] O_O [18:32] NanoQuas [18:32] heh [18:32] mm [18:32] * SoM_ shower megaquas in room-tempature water... [18:32] she's so clean cut [18:32] Nick change on #doom: MegaQuas --> Quasar` [18:32] phew finally [18:32] heheheh [18:32] who [18:32] kat14? [18:32] <[rayle^extropy]> Holy shit. [18:32] like her hair is never messed up [18:33] no this manager girl [18:33] * SoM_ spanks Quasar`s normal size butt. [18:33] <[rayle^extropy]> This girl looks almost exactly like my sister before she got pregnant. [18:33] <[rayle^extropy]> That's kinda scary. [18:33] what happened when she got pregnant [18:33] <[rayle^extropy]> 'Cept she's whiter than my sister. [18:33] heh, damn whities [18:33] <[rayle^extropy]> That is SO not anyone on the SA forums. [18:33] <[rayle^extropy]> That's a porn star. [18:33] <[rayle^extropy]> I've seen her before. [18:33] rofl [18:33] <[rayle^extropy]> Linguica: She got really fat...and stayed that way [18:33] <[rayle^extropy]> Even after she had kids. [18:34] * Linguica looks at the pic [18:34] prower: how old does that chick claim to be? [18:34] cph (cph@cph.demon.co.uk) left irc: ircII EPIC4-2000 -- Accept no limitations [18:34] hmm [18:34] SoM_: she was 17 in that pic [18:34] she's 18 now [18:34] i have seen that picture before [18:34] on the forums I think [18:34] which means you can masturbate to her legally [18:34] rofl [18:34] so the person posting that is really 38 and male. [18:34] haha [18:34] yeah it was on shacknews or something [18:34] SoM_: no [18:34] buggin out buggin out buggin out youre buggin out [18:34] I wouldnt be surprised if she really was a forum poster [18:34] SoM_: she went to a "SA goon" meeting or something [18:35] she's not very attractive [18:35] if she had all her clothes on [18:35] you wouldnt think much of her [18:35] Linguica: http://forums.somethingawful.com/member.php?action=getinfo&userid=15281 [18:35] what about [18:36] http://www.geocities.com/katrahmes/Kat07.gif [18:36] clothes on [18:36] still hot [18:36] Linguica: http://home.dencity.com/katrahmes/promsmall2.jpg [18:36] facial close-up [18:36] close-up facial [18:36] ling is just picky [18:36] that too [18:36] fyre^OS (moo@ACBAD327.ipt.aol.com) left irc: Read error to fyre^OS[ACBAD327.ipt.aol.com]: Connection reset by peer [18:36] Quasar`: if you sleep with afterglow's mom you're not picky [18:37] I always hear him saying this girl's ugly and that girl's ugly [18:37] heh [18:37] lol [18:37] Nick change on #doom: Cacodemon_Leader --> Caco [18:37] she's got a nice body yeah [18:37] caco stats caco [18:37] heh [18:37] but not a very good face [18:37] fyre^OS (moo@AC8BFA57.ipt.aol.com) joined #doom. [18:37] #doom: mode change '+o fyre^OS ' by ChanServ [18:37] Linguica: http://home.dencity.com/katrahmes/promsmall2.jpg her face looks much better in that pic [18:38] looks don't mean that much to me anyways [18:38] Quasar`: you'd take anything that has a hole in it [18:38] girls always think I'm full of shit when I say that [18:38] :P [18:38] <[rayle^extropy]> Linguica probly thinks I'm ugly. [18:38] would not [18:38] prow are you defending her [18:38] linguica dont think girls measure up to goatse.cx [18:38] Linguica: she looks better than you're making her out to be heh [18:38] she looks pretty good int hat picture, but she is all made up [18:38] doesnt [18:39] chrozoron: NOTHING measures up to goatse.cx [18:39] the first time i saw goatse.cx, i knew it was love [18:39] goatse always wins [18:39] haha [18:39] rofl [18:39] <[rayle^extropy]> I want to meet 'the giver' [18:39] heh [18:39] he would kill you [18:39] <[rayle^extropy]> Because, even though there's no way in hell I could ever have sex with someone like that [18:39] the first time i saw goatse i was at the school computer lab [18:39] <[rayle^extropy]> (My pelvis isn't large enough) [18:39] <[rayle^extropy]> I'd still like to meet him. [18:39] <[rayle^extropy]> Just because. [18:39] O_o [18:39] heh [18:39] that reminds me of a want ad I saw once [18:40] some girl wanted to meet a guy with a huge dick, not to have sex with him, just to see the huge dick [18:40] LOL [18:40] did you sign up? :P [18:40] heh i saw a picture of john holmes [18:40] yeah prow [18:40] the guy with the worlds largest dick [18:40] what's the point of having a huge dick if you can't use it on something [18:40] <[rayle^extropy]> I have a video of a girl not much larger than me getting screwed with a truly humongous wang...like, 15" [18:40] [rayle^extropy]: 15"? bah [18:40] thats just pointless [18:40] ._. [18:40] <[rayle^extropy]> And she looks like she's in SOOOO much pain. [18:40] if you cant get it all in whats the use [18:41] I imagine so [18:41] 11.5 is like the longest [18:41] infirmity (infirmity@rr-163-50-115.atl.mediaone.net) joined #doom. [18:41] hi, bye [18:41] * infirmity waits [18:41] uh [18:41] heya infirm [18:41] what do you want [18:41] heh [18:41] i dunno figured id be banned already [18:41] for no reason [18:41] um [18:41] #doom: mode change '+b *!*infirmi*@*.mediaone.net ' by arioch [18:41] heh [18:41] would you like to be banned? [18:41] or something [18:41] ok well there you go [18:41] prower: always, apparently [18:41] #doom: mode change '-b *!*infirmi*@*.mediaone.net ' by prower [18:42] 50[55infirmity50(35infirmity@rr-163-50-115.atl.mediaone.net50)] youre getting slower at it-1 [18:42] rofl [18:42] heh [18:42] like i've seen porns where guys with huge dicks screw girls and like they have to stand a foot away [18:42] just for that you're not getting banned [18:42] its like well what fun is that [18:42] well [18:42] heh [18:42] ill leave anyway [18:42] infirmity (infirmity@rr-163-50-115.atl.mediaone.net) left #doom. [18:42] that's messed up [18:42] Linguica: rofl [18:42] he promised to quit irc anyway [18:42] <[rayle^extropy]> Linguica: Yeah, like the one I'm watching right now [18:42] like with my ex I would like just hit her cervix [18:42] Linguica: all the porn i've seen has guys with small penii [18:42] I wouldn't wanna have sex if the girl wasn't enjoying it [18:42] <[rayle^extropy]> Quasar`: Oh, big cocks are fun...they're just...I dunno. [18:42] what are you calling small? [18:43] Quasar`: porn penii [18:43] <[rayle^extropy]> You gotta really be careful and the guy really know what he's doing. [18:43] heh [18:43] haha [18:43] yeah i hurt my gf before [18:43] kat: true [18:43] Linguica: but she's asian [18:43] heh [18:43] asian = small [18:43] how did you hurt her exactly [18:43] rofl [18:43] no shame [18:43] yeah so quasar can learn from your mistakes [18:43] quas: spelunking too far [18:43] ... [18:43] hahah [18:43] yeah asian girls squeal man [18:43] eeh eeh eeh [18:43] hehe [18:43] skank: "kekekeke" [18:43] maybe some do but she didnt squeal [18:44] hahaha that'd be great [18:44] she would get really into it but she didnt squeal like a pig or anything [18:44] goatse.cx makes me sick [18:44] haha [18:44] som_ umm good [18:44] *squeal* *squeal* "oh, take me andrew! kekekeke ^^;;;" *squeal* [18:44] SoM: don't go there then. :p [18:44] deathwarrior (dwrprods@CPE-144-132-64-25.vic.bigpond.net.au) joined #doom. [18:44] I'd be scared if a girl squealed like a pig [18:44] yeah [18:44] I'm not [18:44] I saw it once [18:44] my ex was so damn loud sometimes [18:44] Quas: don't all your girls do that? [18:44] think maybe she's a succubus or some kind of alien [18:44] and every time I see the url I get a little queezy [18:44] heh was she loud when you screwed her in the library [18:44] lol [18:45] prow: i seriously had to shut her up [18:45] and the librarian was like 'sssht' [18:45] rofl [18:45] like i had my hand over her mouth [18:45] it was great [18:45] lol [18:45] I was like aw yeah [18:45] heyo [18:45] you should've put your penif in her mouf [18:45] * Quasar` passes out laughing [18:45] pofl [18:45] passes out on floor laughing [18:45] like [18:45] kat [18:45] heheh [18:45] i'd never tell anyone this stuff man [18:45] you people have no shame [18:45] heh [18:45] can girls just not hold in the noise sometimes [18:46] cuz like I can be quiet if I need to be but she couldnt [18:46] skank man i agree [18:46] guys just have more practice from their incessant wanking [18:46] * arioch spanks [18:46] <[rayle^extropy]> Well, I was about to say... [18:46] <[rayle^extropy]> I can be totally quiet if I want to be. [18:46] OK MISTER GUESS HOW TIMES I SPANKED IN A DAY [18:46] Quasar`: good point... [18:46] Quasar`: and it's different for girls ... because ... [18:46] its not something you talk about :P [18:46] heh [18:46] <[rayle^extropy]> But I think it might be because I masturbate...a lot... [18:46] well I dunno heh [18:46] I'm no sex expert [18:46] sexpert [18:46] sexperv [18:46] quasar masturbates constantly [18:46] <[rayle^extropy]> I'm a sexpert. [18:46] * [rayle^extropy] smirks [18:46] ._. [18:46] skank has changed the topic to [11:47pm] I'm no sex expert [18:47] heheh [18:47] UNDERSTATEMENT OF THE YEAR [18:47] lol [18:47] Linguica: hahahah [18:47] <[rayle^extropy]> Aww... [18:47] <[rayle^extropy]> That's mean. [18:47] -_- [18:47] heh [18:47] quasar is a master of the cervix [18:47] <[rayle^extropy]> You know what? [18:47] well I've never had sex [18:47] sex isnt everything [18:47] Quasar is a spanking expert. :p [18:47] a masta of the ass [18:47] you fools [18:47] master of the clownboat [18:47] chroz: no its not [18:47] <[rayle^extropy]> I'm gonna go play Metal Fatigue. [18:47] yeah [18:47] dont get hung up on it [18:47] kat: whazzat? [18:47] Charlotte: heh didn't you get 21 in one day or something [18:47] hmm [18:47] errr [18:47] chrozoron [18:47] I wonder how good Opera is [18:47] * arioch downloads [18:47] <[rayle^extropy]> Quasar`: Realtime Strategy game...it's really neat. [18:47] <[rayle^extropy]> arioch: The HL mod? [18:47] chroz had like 13 in a day or something [18:48] [rayle^extropy]: yah [18:48] people who chase sex all day are so primitive [18:48] heh [18:48] hahah [18:48] <[rayle^extropy]> arioch: It's REALLY STRANGE [18:48] i failed to do 13 [18:48] cool [18:48] i had an hour left [18:48] chrozoron: :( [18:48] I like a good RTS [18:48] heh [18:48] and man did i try [18:48] <[rayle^extropy]> arioch: I went 61 and 2 one game [18:48] <[rayle^extropy]> arioch: And came in last [18:48] rofl [18:48] ROFL [18:48] [rayle^extropy]: !? [18:48] Chroz: had another go at those sounds? [18:48] he was like, come on you can do it [18:48] skank has changed the topic to [11:47pm] I'm no sex expert [11:48pm] people who chase sex all day are so primitive [11:48pm] I like a good RTS [18:48] don't fail me now [18:48] hahhahaha [18:48] haha [18:48] umm skank [18:48] i just got the topic [18:49] I don't get it [18:49] he was probably shooting dust by the end [18:49] like piffffff [18:49] heh yeah [18:49] i was squirting water [18:49] [rayle^extropy] (kat@AC8A5E3F.ipt.aol.com) left irc: Read error to [rayle^extropy][AC8A5E3F.ipt.aol.com]: Connection reset by peer [18:49] ew [18:49] my record is like 3 [18:49] ergh [18:49] 3? thats pretty lightweight [18:49] but actually [18:49] 4 here [18:49] my daily record is like 4 [18:49] Quasar`: maybe he's trying to link your lack of sexperience with your love of RTSs [18:49] i have done 3 without trying [18:49] I tried for 5 but I couldn't get it up [18:49] wtf [18:49] I haven't tried for 5 [18:49] without trying [18:49]