[13:53] heh, [13:53] w0000 my car is working again [13:53] knorton: fnord. :p [13:54] Indeed. [13:54] =] [13:54] knorton: is your licenceplate fnord? [13:54] "fnord" [13:54] hehehe nope [13:54] that would be cool [13:54] wtf is fnord? [13:54] it'd prolly be taken already [13:55] muahahah [13:55] heh [13:56] .dronf [13:57] Ebola:ok [13:57] Man my car hasn't been 'running' for ages [13:57] this is so cool [13:57] I'm done playing :) [13:58] :) [13:59] man i haven't had a car that "exists" for ages [13:59] hehehe [13:59] FBW[CC] (fbw@qn-213-73-165-105.quicknet.nl) left irc: Ping timeout for FBW[CC][qn-213-73-165-105.quicknet.nl] [14:00] hi there [14:00] h3||0 [14:00] 'ello [14:00] Shockwav3 (Shockwav3@B2f3e.pppool.de) joined #doom. [14:00] this is the one that kiss that girl [14:00] O.o [14:01] tobe? [14:01] rofl [14:01] tobester's sister! [14:01] dude where's the webcam [14:01] tobester666.camarades.com [14:01] I wanna see some lesbian action [14:01] well i dont know how to work it [14:01] Damn it [14:01] the web cam [14:01] go get tobe [14:01] man [14:02] tell him that some lesbian action is going 2 go down [14:02] hes gone [14:02] and that he needs 2 turn his webcam on [14:02] nooooooo [14:02] tobester is probably like an FBI agent thats trying to get this channel locked up for paedophilia :P [14:03] * prower is gone. - mapping - messages are logged. [14:03] okay i turned it on [14:04] ok so where is the lesbian action [14:04] my pic is there [14:05] hold on give me a memony [14:06] did you like [14:06] dan it I didnt see it [14:06] this is my bitch [14:07] yeah! [14:07] so how is everyone [14:08] I'm happy, my car is finally running [14:08] wahahah [14:08] i saw titties [14:08] what? [14:09] DMAN IT [14:09] I missed it again [14:09] w00t [14:09] well watch [14:09] dammit [14:09] you're moving 2 fast for the webcam [14:10] the other ones got a bra on [14:10] well sucks being you [14:10] I wish I had a bra on... [14:10] ...never mind. [14:10] the oe that flash you was the ne you see [14:10] hahahahahahahha [14:10] lmao [14:10] I think I see a finger [14:10] yes [14:11] that's the bird i see [14:11] i must go [14:11] Fredrik (Ljung@h11n2fls32o986.telia.com) left irc: bbl... i hope [14:11] later bro [14:11] yeah that was from my girl i kissed [14:12] whoa [14:12] damn it [14:12] I'm missing 2 much shit [14:12] is this the cam [14:12] or me [14:12] look at your web cam now [14:12] There's something about the grainy quality of the webcam picture that reminds me of silent hill [14:12] i knew i shouldn't have taken that hit [14:13] w000 I saw a bra [14:13] Your looking extremely ...female today, tobester [14:13] too bright i can't read that [14:13] You have scary green eyes! [14:13] i am not tobserter [14:13] ..eyes just flashed green [14:13] its reflection off the glasses [14:14] Crazy eye-flashing green. [14:14] * Edddddd falls over. [14:14] whoa [14:14] Oh well [14:14] The northen lights just happend on your webcam [14:15] who me [14:15] Possibly - I'm feeling a bit confused. [14:15] waaa [14:15] mantra_ (mantra@01-166.024.popsite.net) left irc: Read error to mantra_[01-166.024.popsite.net]: Connection reset by peer [14:15] * Edddddd needs a sit down and a cup of tea. [14:16] this is extremely disorienting [14:16] hehehe very [14:16] i feel like i'm playing doom at like 1fps [14:16] hahaha [14:16] i think you guys are funny [14:16] are you stoned or something? [14:17] i wish [14:17] mantra_ (mantra@01-166.024.popsite.net) joined #doom. [14:17] your just jealous your not [14:17] hehehe [14:17] unlike some people here my ganja supply is limited [14:17] muahahahahhaha [14:18] ph33r my never ending supply of 'fine' leather jackets [14:18] i mean...my FINE LEATHER JACKET supply [14:18] hehehe [14:18] Edddddd (ss3user@213.123.75.220) left irc: SS3 <|> What's this button d..... [14:18] girl...don't smoke joints [14:18] smoke blunts [14:18] no joints [14:18] blunts [14:18] maybe some bong tokes [14:19] but no joints [14:19] bongs are just so damn cool [14:19] it's a waist [14:19] yeah they are [14:19] whoever invented the bong is a genius [14:19] I am a master in the martial arts of 'Bong-Fu' [14:19] lol [14:19] i pefere the word joint then blunt [14:19] well a joint is different then a blunt [14:19] joints suck [14:20] blunt own [14:20] A joint, burns faster then a blunt, the cherry on a joint isn't as stable as a blunt, a blunt doesnt run as much as a joint, and you can get bigger hits on a blunt. [14:20] and the best thing... [14:20] you can't roll a half-oz in a joint [14:20] hahah [14:20] but you can in a blunt [14:21] haha [14:21] the art of blunts, by KNorton [14:21] =] [14:21] And if you buy a 'leaf' blunt that uses a natural tobacco leaf...then it will burn forever [14:21] hmm is DW dead [14:21] yeah arioch [14:21] dw? is that another doom irc channel I'm missing? [14:21] no doomworld.com [14:21] oic [14:22] hmm [14:22] it loaded [14:22] no [14:22] talking on phone [14:22] caco seen jon [14:22] * Cacodemon last saw Jon (heh@*.pa.home.com) 1 day, 16 hrs ago. [14:22] yeah [14:22] woa is that a new lesbian behind you! [14:22] i need to go pack [14:22] if theres going to be any more flashing warn me [14:22] hehehe I'll try [14:22] no i am her sister [14:22] so...um Tobe's sister and friends...where's the flashing [14:23] Tobe has two sisters? [14:23] and a freidn apparently [14:23] w0000 [14:23] 3 is even better [14:23] Well, lets see some quick 3-way lesbian action so I can go play with my car [14:23] tobe lied to you [14:23] flashing? [14:23] I'm so happy I finally have my car back [14:23] arioch: some [14:23] "play with my car" is that some euphemisum for masturbation [14:24] caco seen jon^d [14:24] * Cacodemon last saw Jon^D (teppic8@*.blueyonder.co.uk) 19 hrs, 13 mins ago. (Am I the star beneath the stairs? Am I the ghost apon the stage? Am I your anything? (sooper long xirc quit msg - Jon)) [14:24] arioch: yeah I thought about that...so I had to add the I'm so happy I finally have my car back line [14:24] heh [14:24] that could be interpreted lewdly too [14:24] guys python is the shit [14:24] did i mention that before? [14:24] yeah it could =] [14:24] yeah [14:24] YES [14:24] well [14:24] this my step sis and were getting married [14:24] just to reiterate [14:24] rofl [14:24] tpl = Template('template.html') [14:24] tpl.var('num_two', 'Hi there!') [14:24] tpl.var.xyzzy = 'Hello, world!' [14:24] print tpl [14:24] w0000 steps sis lesbian action! [14:25] SEXY [14:25] This IS window 4 [14:25] waaa [14:25] mad contrast [14:25] This IS window 2 (bash). [14:25] mad mad contrast [14:25] screen(1) really needs to dispense with the attitude [14:25] screen(1) needs to stop crashing [14:26] Ok, the girl in the red needs 2 kiss the other girl and then they both need 2 flash the camera [14:26] i modified /etc/rc6.d/S90reboot [14:26] and bring in that girl with the white shirt 2 [14:26] echo "" [14:26] echo "Chaos reigns within." [14:26] echo "Reflect, repent, and reboot." [14:26] echo "Order shall return." [14:26] sleep 2 [14:26] reboot -d -f -i [14:26] have you tried ^a N [14:26] thats a little smooch [14:26] FUCK [14:26] do it again I missed it [14:27] and ^a ^n [14:27] This is window 2 (bash). [14:27] rofl kn [14:27] have you tried ^a x [14:27] you're awful [14:27] we did it [14:27] damn it I didnt see any flashing action [14:27] yes [14:27] I keep switching between irc and a couple other things [14:27] sucks being you [14:27] do it again so I can see [14:27] damn it [14:27] stop playing with your car and watch [14:27] luckily i know my own passwords [14:27] otherwise i would be frigged [14:27] ^a , [14:28] hehe yes [14:28] i know all of these [14:28] okay watch now norton [14:28] ^a * [14:28] ^a ? [14:28]  [14:28] wow [14:28] extreme closeup [14:28] skanky beep! [14:28] roflmao [14:28] ^a a [14:29] greetings irl [14:29] w000000 [14:29] lmao [14:29] rofl [14:29] that's what I'm talking about [14:29] ok I can go mess with my car now [14:29] cdlu do you do any amihotornot voting [14:29] ^a ^a [14:29] am i ircop or not [14:29] rofl [14:29] its a daisy age [14:30] what going on [14:30] dw is down [14:30] aurikan dude when I'm gona take pictures if they flash the camera again [14:30] dont forget [14:30] heheheh [14:30] dude i have to pack [14:30] nooooo [14:30] screw yyou norton [14:30] i'm lkeaving in like 1.5 hours [14:30]  [14:30] where ya going? [14:30] * cdlu opens fire on skank [14:31] to waterloo [14:31] woa [14:31] open fire! ALL WEAPONS [14:31] three beeps and you're out! [14:31] caco cdlu is a cookie [14:31] * Cacodemon *SNAP* [14:31] I think the cool thing about webcams...is you CANT really tell what's going on [14:31] NOW CHARGE THE LIGHTNING BEAM [14:31] waterloo: be next town from here. [14:31] cdlu: yes it be [14:31] omg [14:31] farmer guelph [14:31] caco is programmed to attack anything that remotely resembles a cookie [14:31] * Cacodemon munches [14:31] rofl [14:31] heh [14:31] are you rockin the spot? yes i be [14:31] i'm a quebecker. this ontario place is nuts. :) [14:32] french [14:32] heheh [14:32] kebek [14:32] whatis we talking about [14:32] habanec [14:32] bonjour. je m'appelle cdlu et j'habite a quebec [14:32] Dunno [14:32] djfklsadfjoiawerfhjekdfrldaskfhaIWEHFNA [14:32] ? [14:32] tabarnak! [14:32] you, mewse, afterglow, and aurikan should get together, get drunk, and come on irc together [14:32] Silly french people [14:32] rofl [14:32]  [14:32] heh [14:32] dammit [14:32] man I want some people from irc 2 get all fucked up with [14:32] cdlu gets drunk and gives afterglow ircops [14:32] sorry it does that when i get excited [14:32] rofl' [14:32] heh [14:33] mewse is in ontario too now [14:33] fraggle: in your wet dreams [14:33] really? [14:33] he's in like right on the border of manitoba and ontario [14:33] he's pure building himself a log cabin [14:33] cdlu can you make my wet dreams come true? [14:33] * cdlu neither gets drunk nor gives out ircops :) [14:33] !Afterglow!! I'm NOT a hippy stoner [14:33] cdlu: you're no fun [14:33] haha [14:33] yes [14:33] not getting drunk i can sort of understand [14:33] but not giving out ircops? [14:33] boring! [14:33] OK guys I'm outa here, gonna go smoke a blunt and ride around in my (about god damn time) fixed car [14:33] okay look now [14:33] !Afterglow:*! I'M NAT DRUNK [14:33] KN: l8r [14:33] rofl [14:34] i cant tell if shes ugly or not tobester [14:34] X_X damn it I always miss it [14:34] all i have is one more [14:34] i'm supposed to be writing a cover letter for my resume too [14:34] i'm naaaat a hippy stoner... and mewse.... is an alcoholic! [14:34] rofl [14:34] damn you for distracting me, tobe's sister [14:34] (dwbXq) [0:51] * Fatal thinks about getting a pilsner. Then decided against it because he does not want to give anyone the impression that TeamTNT members are all alcoholics ;) [14:34] greetings girl and welcome to my world of phrase i'm right up to bat [14:34] its a daisy age and youre about to walk top stage so wipe your lottos on the mat [14:34] (dwbXq) [0:56] I'm a drunk, not an alcoholic. Alcoholics go to meetings. [14:35] i cut the cam off need to go have sexc [14:35] youll stay with me - i know this - but not because of all my earthly treasures or regards with to the fact that i'm posdenous, but because [14:35] rofl [14:35] eye know i love you bettah [14:35] tease [14:35] Shockwav3 (Shockwav3@B2f3e.pppool.de) left irc: Read error to Shockwav3[B2f3e.pppool.de]: Connection reset by peer [14:36] (bXq) [10:40PM] bowser is talking about feeling up princess toadstool [14:36] heh [14:36] toads "adventure" [14:36] Linguica (linguica@lsanca1-ar5-114-000.lsanca1.dsl.gtei.net) joined #doom. [14:36] #doom: mode change '+o Linguica ' by ChanServ [14:36] toads porno crusades [14:36] ling [14:36] ling dw is down [14:36] you put adverts on the bestquote script [14:37] dw is up again [14:37] but the jokes on you [14:37] i blocked the server! [14:37] ha! suck it down [14:37] heheheh [14:37] pure [14:37] junkbuster eh [14:37] heh [14:37] no mozilla [14:37] fuck mozila [14:37] thanks fraggle [14:37] screw yyou norton [14:37] (bXq) [10:11] ok guys im loading up mozilla 0.9.1 || [10:11] time how long before it crashes || [10:18] ok mozilla just crashed [14:37] i cut the cam off need to go have sexc [14:37] I appreciate that you decided to steal our bandwidth and not let us even get paid for it [14:37] rofl [14:37] wth [14:37] rofl [14:37] sexc? [14:37]  [14:37] did i just go back in time? [14:38] you lose sucker [14:38] * aurikan checks his watch [14:38] sex [14:38] maybe i hould block your ip [14:38] rofl [14:38] Acually I did just recently lose my viginity.10:12 August 4th 2001.So there asshole. [14:38] oh jesus [14:38] no 20c of bandwidth money for you mister [14:38] YOU FAIL IT [14:38] rofl [14:38] you fail it [14:39] gahahah [14:39] recidivus (recidivus@206.181.180.6) joined #doom. [14:39] i love how andrewb calls him losing his virginity pathetic [14:39] heh [14:39] peace out all [14:39] Shockwav3 (Shockwav3@B3a10.pppool.de) joined #doom. [14:39] l8 [14:39] #doom: mode change '+o recidivus ' by ChanServ [14:40] peas [14:40] 1 love [14:40] fdgl [14:40] gfd [14:40] dfg [14:40] bye [14:40] bye [14:40] AndrewB lost his virginity? [14:40] i don't believe it [14:40] neither do i [14:40] pff [14:40] rofl 10038 quotes so far [14:40] no [14:40] where does it say that [14:40] er [14:40] votes [14:40] andrewb can't even cyber, he has that profanity filter [14:41] ahaha [14:41] rofl [14:41] profanity filter [14:41] how is that done anyway [14:41] wow [14:41] rofl [14:41] is it something on his computer [14:41] just think, ling [14:41] during sex he shouts out "oh god, blank me! blank me!" [14:41] heh [14:41] roflmao [14:41] 10000 more views of the doomworld ad banners [14:41] * AndrewB takes off your panties and sticks his ____ into your ____ [14:41] thats like 3500 more than when i went to bed last night [14:41] yah [14:41] and we all had to sleep [14:41] couldn't he at least do 1337speak [14:42] rofl [14:42] AndrewB? Punctuation freak? [14:42] I bet he also has grammar check [14:42] i bet every girl in the nation took one look at that pic with AndrewB hugging his Doom 2 box and went "christ, i want me some of that ass" [14:42] roflmao [14:43] * arioch takes a picture of himself holding a Diablo II box [14:43] "the guy with the doom2 box? hes so dreeeeeamy..." [14:43] AndrewB = owned [14:43] Ebola (ebola_kael@t4o55p24.telia.com) left irc: Ping timeout for Ebola[t4o55p24.telia.com] [14:43] ROFL [14:43] i still can't beleive i saw titties on tobester's cam [14:43] fuck there's something wrong with my new pair of glasses [14:43] the guy with the doom2 box [14:43] aur did you save the image [14:43] no [14:43] i was in shock [14:43] WHY NOT DAMNIT [14:43] rofl [14:43] aurikan: roflmao [14:44] you what [14:44] hahaha [14:44] you know i need content for my site man [14:44] it isnt easy to get! [14:44] were they real titties [14:44] dude i think saving that pic would be illegal anyway [14:44] or were their chests actually flat [14:44] Tobe's not extremely fat, is he? cause you never know who those titties might really belong to [14:44] oh they were titties [14:44] and no manboobs [14:44] rofl [14:44] rofl [14:44] yeah no manboobs [14:44] knorton [14:44] i have manboobs [14:44] you're rich right [14:44] it was cool, but they look young young young [14:45] I guess so [14:45] bankroll a sexual romp for them to broadcast [14:45] knorton: they are young young young [14:45] hehehehehehe [14:45] how young is young young young? [14:45] 13 and 14 i think [14:45] I heard they'd do it live on the camera for $10 [14:45] mmm [14:45] oh god that young [14:45] Quasar` (haleyjd@ts005d27.okc-ok.concentric.net) joined #doom. [14:45] knorton you dirty old man [14:45] how are girls that young getting tits like that [14:45] the 14-year-old is legal for me [14:45] O_o [14:45] Evil_Dead (Evil_Dead@ubr-26.113.182.merrittisland.cfl.rr.com) joined #doom. [14:45] O.o [14:45] wow [14:45] shit [14:46] there's still quite a few quotes with 0 votes [14:46] I thought young was like 18 19 maybe 17 [14:46] this is a recording [14:46] iirc tobester said 13 and 14 [14:46] fuck [14:46] nevermind then =] [14:46] KN: point of view changes when you get old and haggard :) [14:46] KNorton: artificial hormones in cow milk [14:46] yeah it does [14:46] hehe [14:46] i'll do the 14 and tell you how she was [14:46] aw man [14:46] that'll work [14:46] one of the GOOD quotes hasnt even been voted on yet [14:46] you dirty old man [14:46] was she hot, man? no, she was my girlfriend [14:46] I know this is a stupid question, but I'm trying to proove someone wrong, Doom was made in C not C++ right? [14:46] they make kids start puberty at like 6 now [14:47] Evil_Dead: yes [14:47] also um [14:47] I was on the phone }{ with a girl who i am pretty sure likes me }{ and i saw this }{ heh }{ and i was like "i have to go now" }{ haha }{ batman dons his cowl [14:47] rofl [14:47] batman [14:47] O_o [14:47] that one was 0 votes [14:47] rofl [14:47] has [14:47] what was that you saw [14:47] the news about doom3 [14:47] yeah [14:47] rofl [14:47] hehehe [14:47] Thanks Fraggle, again my friend's an idiot. The source they released is also in c right? So is most of the doom source ports? [14:47] i love the mewse comic one [14:47] Evil_Dead: yes [14:47] i could be on the phone with britney spears and i would have to go at that point [14:47] nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah BATMAN!!! ::BIFF!:: nah nah nah nah nah BATMAN!!! ::POW!:: [14:47] well, maybe not [14:48] Evil_Dead: some of the ports have converted it to c++ [14:48] Evil_Dead: zdoom uses c++ for example [14:48] like? [14:48] but most ports are still c [14:48] britney spears is onmly 10 [14:48] only 10% organic [14:48] and this keyboard sucks [14:48] What about the ones that use md2 models? [14:48] pff [14:48] And GL Lighting [14:48] is zdoom c++ [14:48] or just c+ [14:48] britney spears is 80% makeup [14:48] there is no c+, is there? [14:48] * X_X has returned... reason: Going to see the Parole Officer // gone: 1hr 14mins 48secs [14:48] does zdoom use objects anywhere [14:48] i would still fuck britney spears through the wall [14:48] recidivus: no there isnt heh [14:48] Nick change on #doom: X_X --> Tobester [14:48] umm rec, no [14:48] um wtf [14:48] heya tobe [14:49] What did my sister do? [14:49] Quas: skank said it! not me! [14:49] there was BCPL, B, C, C with Classes, C++ [14:49] dude your sisters have been doing some ill shit [14:49] here it is [14:49] http://mewse.alkali.org/img/comic17.png [14:49] So I've been told [14:49] hehehehe [14:49] c+ is like a nickname for c++ that is just c with stupid additions and not taking advantage of any of the useful stuff in c++ [14:49] Tobe: seriously man you need to do them [14:49] also known as c# [14:49] hehe [14:49] Are the source ports that use MD2 models made in C or C++? And the ones that use dynamic lighting? [14:49] C++ was originally called C with Classes [14:49] no c# is more like java [14:49] thats just cuz bjarne is a beardy [14:49] Bjarne thought that name was lame [14:49] its a totally different language [14:49] yeah i know [14:49] its ms java [14:49] heh [14:49] C#, what a lotta garbage [14:49] rofl thats a great comic [14:49] only a few ports are C++ e_D [14:49] ... [14:49] * Tobester wants to know what happened [14:50] anything more powerful or useful than C++? [14:50] Tobester: one of your sisters flashed aur [14:50] rec: that depends on what you're trying to do [14:50] recidivus: yes lots of things rofl [14:50] heh [14:50] i saw titties [14:50] no language is be-all end-all [14:50] someone flashed aur? [14:50] and no language ever will [14:50] aur did you printscreen [14:50] how old are they tobe? [14:50] god damnit [14:50] 15 and 13 [14:50] GW-BASIC is close to be-all end-all, though! [14:50] IBM tried to design such a language [14:50] Ling: no you god damn horny bastard [14:50] it was called PL/I [14:50] whoa, 15 is even more legal [14:50] Tobe: I can do the 15 one [14:50] the one with glasses is how old? [14:50] what's her name? [14:50] Well thanks anyways [14:50] GBye [14:50] rofl [14:50] EVEN MORE LEGAL? [14:50] it was a combination of COBOL and FORTRAN [14:50] Evil_Dead (Evil_Dead@ubr-26.113.182.merrittisland.cfl.rr.com) left irc: Leaving [14:51] this is so sad [14:51] the one with the glasses is 13 (and I beleive is a lesbien) [14:51] rofl [14:51] ok [14:51] this november i won't be able to do Tobe's 15-year-old sister anymore so i need the hookups now [14:51] she said she was off to have sex or something [14:51] the manual for the language used just to DESCRIBE the language was 8 volumes long [14:51] thats the one that flashed [14:51] did anyone do any captures at all? [14:51] down to the skin anyway [14:51] * Tobester needs proof [14:51] PL/I was not very popular, needless to say [14:51] I got a couple [14:51] hehehe [14:51] rofl [14:51] knorton [14:51] send plz :) [14:51] how can a 13-year-old already know she's a lesbian? cause her 15-year-old sister is hot? [14:51] who da man [14:51] roflmao [14:52] it took them like 5 years to write a compiler for it [14:52] hold on lemme find where I put em [14:52] they sucked tho [14:52] recidivus: sounds like a good reason to me [14:52] cause I was always late [14:52] how can you be a lesbian at 13 [14:52] frig [14:52] Recidivus: Because her name is "Leslie" but I call her "Lezzy" and she responds [14:52] irfan screwed up ie's png support [14:52] and by the time they did, there were already COBOL and FORTRAN compilers for the new IBM computers [14:52] when i was 13 i dont think i even knew what a lesbian was [14:52] so everyone was pretty much just using those [14:52] yeah, my older brother is kind of handsome but i'd never think of bedding down with him [14:52] fraggle: but you'd been running debian for years [14:52] I was 13 when I first knew I WASN' [14:52] rec: did you even hear my story? [14:52] Tobe: which slips off the tongue better? i rest my case [14:52] T a fag [14:52] rofl [14:53] argh [14:53] whut [14:53] Quas: Yes, it was gripping, especially the plot twist about the big manual volumes. [14:53] these pictures suck they're all black [14:53] cant see a damn thing [14:53] nothing at all [14:53] frad! [14:53] ebony porn eh [14:53] >:| [14:53] hehehe [14:53] rec: bet if I gave you a test on it you'd fail :P [14:53] yeah i was wondering if tobe had adopted black sisters [14:53] these two are the only ones that were ok [14:53] ebony [14:53] isnt that your sisters online name [14:53] I;m going to fuck with those bitches [14:53] Quas: i always cheat [14:53] yes rofl [14:54] heh [14:54] http://mewse.alkali.org/img/comic17.png [14:54] I wonder if anyone ever replied to my flipCode thread [14:54] mewses comics rule [14:54] yeah [14:54] almost as good as mine [14:54] i have only... 1 2 3... 10 cigarettes left [14:55] um [14:55] Quasar`: why dont you go check [14:55] heh [14:55] those pics don't help :P [14:55] yeah they dont at all [14:55] oh well [14:55] tobester just get them back to do it agian [14:55] Mordeth (Mordeth@ipd50a4a44.speed.planet.nl) joined #doom. [14:55] dude [14:55] SPEED PLANET [14:55] tell them knorton would pay to see them totally naked [14:55] get them in the room [14:55] rofl [14:55] lock the doors [14:55] dude [14:55] knorton has the moneys [14:56] and have them do a strip show [14:56] I figure if I have lesbian sisters that perform for you guys for free then I deserve ops =) [14:56] i'll double KNorton's bid if you get them on top of each other [14:56] hi mordeth [14:56] rofl [14:56] nothing [14:56] not a single reply [14:56] dammit, are you guys still pestering tobester about his lesbian sisters? [14:56] those bastards [14:56] mordeth [14:56] im surrounded by pedos [14:56] and I'll triple the bid if you record it all in a high-quality AVI [14:56] they're just treating me like I'm some kind of newbie [14:56] and let us download [14:56] heh [14:56] fraggle has changed the topic to SEE TOBESTERS SISTERS NAKED -- 50C A PEEK!! [14:56] * recidivus goes to the ATM [14:56] damn pedos [14:56] rofl [14:56] Arioch: Is 320x200 considered high quality? [14:57] * Linguica adds that [14:57] the PEDOPH - ISLES [14:57] no [14:57] heh [14:57] at least 640x480 [14:57] .pdf file [14:57] wtf [14:57] the highest my cam will go is like only a lil past 320x200 [14:57] too bad [14:57] looks like you won't be getting my money [14:57] hhehehe [14:58] :P [14:58] if you send us actual physical videotapes then we'll give you voice [14:58] rofl [14:58] I only have them in Beta format >:| [14:58] rofl [14:58] aww [14:58] http://fraggle.alkali.org/img/askjon.png [14:58] Nick change on #doom: Quasar` --> UndercoverFBIAgent [14:58] rofl [14:58] * recidivus goes to eBay for a Betamax [14:58] i forgot about that [14:58] alright [14:58] i made that ages ago [14:58] brb [14:58] I'm taking you all in [14:58] in where [14:58] in pamela anderson? [14:59] I'd be up for that [14:59] YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR JURISDICTION MISTER [14:59] heh [14:59] * UndercoverFBIAgent dispatches INTERPOL [14:59] why would an FBI agent go undercover as such a dork? [14:59] don't give me any of that juris-my-dick-tion crap [14:59] I'll cram it up your ass [14:59] frig [14:59] its a bust [14:59] aurikan (hozer@cr211617-a.lndn1.on.wave.home.com) left irc: Read error to aurikan[cr211617-a.lndn1.on.wave.home.com]: Connection reset by peer [14:59] hahaha [14:59] a different type of bust anyway [14:59] Nick change on #doom: UndercoverFBIAgent --> Quasar` [14:59] who sings that terrific 80's song lady in red? [14:59] :P [15:00] some Euro-Punk probably [15:00] uh no [15:00] :P [15:00] it's a great romantic song that was in american psycho and isn't on the soundtrack [15:00] you mean there was 80s music not made by euro-punks? [15:00] hehe wavelength is posting again [15:00] Chris De Burgh [15:00] "quake 3 wasn't doom3 it was quake 3, you know, follow up of quake 1 and quake 2?" [15:00] like, NO [15:01] see though [15:01] rec: dancing cheek to cheek and all that jazz [15:01] back when I saw the DOOM overtones in Q3 [15:01] Shockwav3 (Shockwav3@B3a10.pppool.de) left #doom. [15:01] you all acted like I was an idiot [15:01] for thinking they'd do DOOM 3 next [15:01] like the doomguy? [15:01] yeah ling [15:01] well who was right? huh? [15:01] and the doom textures? [15:02] *UNF* [15:02] everyone knows the best quote is the one [15:02] (oldQuo) [22:45] Coolio can suck me Yeah, cause no female would. ;P Har Ana M- *cough* I have to go now :) [15:02] that one [15:02] hehe [15:02] quasar when the hell did you say that they would do doom3 next [15:02] tom that one sucks [15:02] no that one owns [15:02] roflmao [15:02] a long time ago ling [15:02] no it's awful [15:02] after I saw one of the Q3 betas [15:02] i hate that quote [15:02] i say it rules damnit [15:02] hehe [15:02] it kind of saddens me that so many people haven't seen american psycho, it's probably the most important film of the decade [15:02] with the biological-looking walls, little face that looks back and forth, and more doom-like weapons [15:02] riiiight [15:02] the book sucked but the film is art [15:02] AndrewB (nobody@216-208-105-8.expressvu.ca) left irc: Read error to AndrewB[216-208-105-8.expressvu.ca]: EOF from client [15:03] rec: if most people didn't see it, how can it be the most important film of the decade [15:03] well it was important for ME! [15:03] ling: I'm not fucking lying dammit [15:03] ahaha [15:03] I hate it when people act that way >_< [15:03] i am talking to rec you tard [15:03] yeah right quasar [15:03] i think he meant me [15:03] funny joke [15:04] riiiight [15:04] that was to rec? [15:04] yeeeees [15:04] little face that looks back and forth? [15:04] [08:03pm] it kind of saddens me that so many people haven't seen [15:04] american psycho, it's probably the most important film of the decade [15:04] quasar paranoia is a medical condition [15:04] ok sorry then ^_^ [15:04] thats ok ^_^ [15:04] ^_^ [15:04] skank = tom? [15:04] 8) [15:04] HI MORDETH [15:04] yeah american psycho is a great movie, if you need help planning your next psycho killing anyways [15:04] and there's me thinking you finally left ;P [15:05] heh [15:05] hi tom ;) [15:05] | skank (tom@pc2-guil2-0-cust39.gui.cable.ntl.com) (Internic Commercial) [15:05] :P [15:05] anyway, the movie helped me come to terms with myself as a nonviolent psycho, the kind of person you don't see much but would love to have a conversation with about edgar allen poe and chocolate bars [15:05] AndrewB (nobody@216-208-105-8.expressvu.ca) joined #doom. [15:05] mordeth what is it you do now again [15:05] heh [15:05] mainframe programmer [15:05] well, i'm nonviolent now, but if i don't succeed in life i'm going to go out with a bloodied axe and a few heads in a bag [15:05] That's twice that Caco's site has completely hung my computer. [15:05] cool [15:06] what do you program in [15:06] linc [15:06] ... which is a 2,5/3GL shell for cobol [15:06] rec is scaring me ._. [15:06] just now!? [15:06] cobol, nice [15:07] hehehe [15:07] fortran [15:07] whatever happened to the cow sex errr bovine experiments [15:07] Linc - Burroughs/Unisys 4GL. Designed in New Zealand. [15:07] haha, go to the stats page and look at my quote and kat's quote right under it [15:07] Heh, neat. [15:07] been there, done that [15:07] 18 recidivus 742 gimme some love baby gimme some love baby i want you to know [15:07] 19 [rayle^extropy] 697 recidivus: Yeah. [15:08] no [15:08] ohhh [15:08] ok [15:08] i thought you meant [15:08] 14 88.9% 9 Orgasms always fuck up my typing. [15:08] 15 88.9% 9 [02:26am] shut the fuck up, i'm fucking sick of all this fucking profanity shit) [15:08] heh [15:09] Heh, that one is good. [15:09] 13 AndrewB 1101 And if someone else's computer gets screwed over, it's not mine. [15:10] i would never ever tell kat to shut the fuck up, she's just a sweetie [15:10] Sometimes she can be a real animal though. [15:10] the LINC is accepted by the IEEE Computer Society [15:10] rawr! [15:10] to be the World's first interactive personal computer. [15:10] rowr! all the better [15:10] rofl [15:10] /p [15:11] [13:11] -> [skank] PING [15:11] [skank PING reply]: 10 secs [15:11] prower (reoltough@fcreid-03.dslbr.toad.net) left irc: Read error to prower[fcreid-03.dslbr.toad.net]: Connection reset by peer [15:11]  [15:11] cdlu [15:11]  [15:11] I told you Tom lived on the moon. [15:11] your network is slow today! [15:11] stop that [15:11]  [15:11] you jerk [15:11] rofl [15:12] Actually if it were possible to ping the moon, it should only be about 5 seconds. [15:12] arioch, you got my email? [15:12] why [15:12] if so, Then You Know What To Do [15:12] roflmao [15:13] you know what you doing [15:13] Arioch: Don't forget to put the wink wink in the you know what. [15:13] The LINC had a simple operating system, four "knobs" (which [15:13] was used like a mouse), a Soroban keyboard (for [15:13] alpha-numeric data entry), two LINCtape drives and a small [15:13] CRT display. It originally had one kilobit of core [15:13] memory, but this was expanded to 2 Kb later. The computer [15:13] was made out of Digital Equipment Corporation (DEC) hardware [15:13] modules. [15:13] mordeth are you taking the piss outta me [15:13] recidivus (recidivus@206.181.180.6) left irc: Ping timeout for recidivus[206.181.180.6] [15:14] ever heard of UNISYS, freak? [15:14] Tarin (blah@pD9E22D5B.dip.t-dialin.net) left irc: Ping timeout for Tarin[pD9E22D5B.dip.t-dialin.net] [15:14] yes, but... [15:15] arioch (arioch@ool-18b9f9bb.dyn.optonline.net) left irc: Ping timeout for arioch[ool-18b9f9bb.dyn.optonline.net] [15:15] Tobester (Tobester66@66.72.128.226) left irc: Ping timeout for Tobester[66.72.128.226] [15:15] recidivus (recidivus@206.181.180.6) joined #doom. 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[15:16] frigglesworth cdlu [15:16] salazar (ryan@secure.wisp.net) returned from split (gone 53s). [15:17] Mordeth (Mordeth@ipd50a4a44.speed.planet.nl) returned from split (gone 59s). [15:17] dammit [15:17] frig me tender [15:17] ling, you hear me? [15:17] no [15:17] eye need food [15:17] ok [15:17] hear ye [15:17]  [15:17] because i don't want to thank you for giving me deepsea [15:17] :P [15:17] LINGICA CAN YOU HEAR THIS [15:17] ok [15:17]  [15:17] no [15:17] its a damn good thing!!! [15:17] heh, seriously: thanks [15:18] enough already [15:18] you can never have enough ^G [15:18]  you [15:18] ./ignore skank [15:18] man [15:18] thats a record :P [15:18] * cdlu plants a timebomb under skank's skanky ass [15:18] What the.. /ignore never seems to work right for me. [15:18] I have to right click on the name and select it from the menu. [15:18] cdlu how long until we switch over to the new network and cat set +C :) [15:18] Stupid old mIRC version. [15:19] +c rather [15:19] or it might be something else [15:20] Quasar` (haleyjd@ts005d27.okc-ok.concentric.net) returned from split (gone 4m). [15:21] prower (reoltough@fcreid-03.dslbr.toad.net) joined #doom. [15:21] wtf happened? [15:21] OH NOS [15:21] * prower has returned. [15:22] hmm it's storming here [15:22] or going to anyway [15:22] Acually I did just recently lose my viginity.10:12 August 4th 2001.So there asshole. [15:23] haha [15:23] hahahahahahhaha [15:23] Man that was halarious. [15:23] WTF [15:23] how do you know the exact minute you lost your virginity [15:23] ZarcyB (zarcyb@host213-1-87-13.btinternet.com) joined #doom. [15:23] He lost his viginity. He must feel like more of a man now I guess. [15:23] the minute you stick it in [15:23] maybe he had an alarm clock by his bed [15:23] He er, stuck it in then looked at his watch. [15:23] rofl [15:24] yeah, right... [15:24] wtf why does this not work [15:24] he probably wrote it down [15:24] at the time [15:24] in his diary [15:24] what, I have one by mine? [15:24] aurikan (hozer@cr211617-a.lndn1.on.wave.home.com) joined #doom. [15:24] heh [15:24] heheh [15:24] if I was screwing I'd be able to see it [15:24] packed? [15:24] i found it in my cache guys [15:24] * Mordeth snickers [15:24] * skank marathons [15:24] i forget what day mine was, i probably have the invitation somewhere [15:24] HAHA W00T [15:24] are we gonna do it or not i'm just noting down the time so i can brag to my friends on doomworld [15:24] aurikan: put it on aurikan.org [15:24] heheh [15:24] lol [15:24] this is the one time im going to let someone have porn on my server [15:24] damn [15:25] i suddenly realise i really did forgot what day mine was [15:25] foret [15:25] forget [15:25] was this the lesbo [15:25] I CAN'T TYPE [15:25] ROFL [15:25] yes [15:25] you lost your virginity to a lesbian? [15:25] thats .... an acheivement [15:25] euh [15:25] she wasn't at the time [15:25] ... obviously [15:25] you drove her to it? [15:25] she was after you? hahaha [15:26] thats even better [15:26] shut up tom :) [15:26] :P [15:26] pure lying about /ignores as well [15:26] lol [15:26] * Quasar` is gonna steal Allegro's windows midi driver code [15:26] YOU TRICKED ME [15:26] you thief [15:26] heh [15:26] Maonth (Maonth@keller.nautrup.com) joined #doom. [15:26] eheh [15:26] recidivus (unknown@206.181.180.6) returned from split (gone 10m). [15:26] #doom: mode change '+o recidivus ' by ChanServ [15:26] Ling: Lam Yuk Fai is a faggot [15:26] quasar are you writing your own lib now [15:26] no [15:26] Aardappel (Aardappel@ipd54b5ff0.free.wxs.nl) left irc: Ping timeout for Aardappel[ipd54b5ff0.free.wxs.nl] [15:26] 22:49] They do get erections, sort of, their tits get hard [15:26] who what [15:27] I'm just trying to play fraggin' midi in a GPL application [15:27] the moron behind that jIRC... i just downloaded mirc to this comp heh [15:27] heh [15:27] i am the original prankster [15:27] well if its gpl can you use dx/ [15:27] since there are NO libraries you can use for that purpose EXCEPT allegro, but I can't use allegro [15:27] is allegro not gpl? [15:27] actually like [15:27] DirectX isn't necessary to do good MIDI under Windows [15:27] ZarcyB (zarcyb@host213-1-87-13.btinternet.com) left irc: [15:27] i bet allegro is bsd type or something like that [15:27] gay [15:27] Allegro is not GPL but its compatible with it [15:28] its compatible? thats ok then [15:28] heh [15:28] because it places no further restrictions on the program [15:28] is whether or not a high desktop resolution is blurry dependent on your graphics card or the size of the monitor? [15:28] does it place the restriction that you have to distrib your derivative sources/ [15:28] ? [15:28] what are you talking about [15:28] gpl has that restriction [15:28] if you modify the source and relase a binary you have to release your new sources as well [15:28] uhhh [15:28] thats the key element of it [15:29] Do women piss outta their clit? [15:29] Allegro is usable in GPL programs. [15:29] heh [15:29] Quasar`: thats the most important part of the gpl [15:29] shit... [15:29] recidivus: monitor [15:29] damnit why isnt this for loop working [15:29] ok [15:29] or your eyes [15:29] so 800x600 is as comfortable as it gets on a 13.8" viewable [15:29] my new glasses aren't too hot [15:30] rofl [15:30] my glasses are heated [15:30] I'm like squinting at my 1152x864 screenres [15:30] MIDAS and FMOD are not [15:30] it's down to 800x600 now [15:30] whew [15:30] because they both require licenses for commercial use [15:30] now I can read irc [15:30] what restrictions does midas have [15:30] and GPL forbids that [15:30] ah [15:30] this comp connect is so fast that realmedia files are doubled in speed... what a pain [15:31] real is a pain [15:31] don't use real [15:31] Quasar`: if licenses dont have that restriction then they might as well be bsd type [15:31] if there was a strictly non-commercial GPL version [15:31] then you could do it [15:31] damnit i keep forgetting [15:31] no [15:31] someone changes the source, only releases a binary and youre back to square 1 [15:31] a for loop keep going as long as the second part is TRUE right [15:31] right [15:31] thats why bsd type licenses ARE GAY [15:31] frankly I don't really like the fact that you can give away GPL code for free and then some other jackass can sell it [15:31] er [15:31] yes [15:31] I think that's stupid [15:31] "non commercial gpl version" is a contradiction in terms [15:31] Quasar`: why [15:31] gpl means you can do anything with it [15:31] you dont make any money out of it either way [15:31] but you also have to release the source to whatever you do [15:32] if the gpl didnt allow code to be sold [15:32] Aardappel (wvo96r@ipd54b5ff0.free.wxs.nl) joined #doom. [15:32] then it would be totally useless [15:32] umm [15:32] I said A VERSION [15:32] how would you sell code under the gpl? [15:32] not the ONLY version [15:32] well not code [15:32] but releases [15:32] if you don't care, then you don't care [15:32] use the normal GPL [15:32] the code is always free [15:32] has to be [15:32] who sings this "smooth criminal" song [15:32] but if you wanna use for instance FMOD [15:32] skank: but I can always obtain the code, so why should I pay for a release? [15:32] Tobester (Tobester66@66.72.128.226) joined #doom. [15:32] prower: michael jackson or alien ant farm [15:32] i know [15:32] but [15:32] which is a great commercial quality sound library that can be used without restriction in FREE programs [15:33] thats different than saying every derivative work must be free (beer) [15:33] ahh [15:33] good old AAF [15:33] Quasar`: you can still use it but your program cant be free [15:33] then it would be nice to have a GPL-like license with the additional restriction of being non-commercial [15:33] wait wasn't their other single a cover of faith hill's "breathe"? [15:33] fraggle: no [15:33] yes you can [15:33] you own the copyright [15:33] there's no way one program can simultaneously satisfy GPL and the FMOD licenses [15:33] you can do whatever the fuck you want [15:33] Quasar`: no professional programmer would use something like that [15:34] yeah [15:34] thats why it would be useless [15:34] you can license it as gpl with the permission to link against the nonfree midas library [15:34] whatever. [15:34] i dunno, i only heard smooth criminal, but i think i like the original version a little better [15:34] fraggle: that permission does not extend to other users [15:34] quasar you dont understand heh [15:34] since when can a GPL source base require commercial libraries to compile [15:34] I was fairly certain it says that's unacceptable [15:35] the gpl doesnt place restrictions on the person who originally wrote the code [15:35] if i write a piece of software and release it under the gpl i can stop whenever i want [15:35] yes [15:35] and start a new propreitory version if i want [15:35] uhh [15:35] it wouldnt work otherwise [15:35] what does this have to do with anything [15:35] recidivus (unknown@206.181.180.6) left irc: Read error to recidivus[206.181.180.6]: Connection reset by peer [15:35] i'm saying you can do whatever you want [15:35] quasar if you want to be a fsf proponent you have to know what you're talking about heh [15:36] I never said anything about ME writing a proprietary program [15:36] you can make your program gpl and link against the midas library [15:36] so you're saying I can use FMOD in my program [15:36] then release my program under the GPL [15:36] so long as you only link to the fmod library [15:36] iirc [15:36] and tell people they'll have to negotiate their own FMOD license if they want to sell the program? [15:36] it wont be totally free though because it'll be dependent on midas which is nonfree [15:36] you can't use the actual code in your program [15:36] Quasar`: preciselt [15:36] ok there [15:36] kniiiiivesss ouuuuut [15:37] * Linguica made the top/bottom quote thingies choose the threshold dynamically [15:37] arioch: FMOD is not open-source so that has no relevance [15:37] Showing all quotes with at least 9 votes [15:37] woo [15:38] another good example is gnome-sopwith [15:38] fmod has an api [15:38] the original sopwith is released under a non-commercial license [15:38] the source to the fmod dll is available for download [15:38] it's not GPL, but wtf [15:38] gnome sopwith derives from that source but all the modifications are gpl [15:38] well whatever [15:38] if the gpl didnt allow you to do this stuff [15:38] then you would never be able to release anything gpl for windows [15:38] brb [15:38] Quasar` (haleyjd@ts005d27.okc-ok.concentric.net) left #doom. [15:38] but with the PERMISSION to link against code under the sopwith license [15:38] because you need to use the windows api [15:38] yeah [15:39] isnt it wasnt it [15:39] someone tell me if im right :P [15:39] aww damnit [15:39] recidivus (unknown@206.181.180.6) joined #doom. [15:39] #doom: mode change '+o recidivus ' by ChanServ [15:39] 2 elton quotes [15:39] hahaha [15:39] heh [15:39] <[Mantra]> fraggles gonna put a virus in smmu }{ <[Mantra]> heh }{ <[Mantra]> making all your files rename to .elton files }{ no There once was a doomer named fraggle, and for sex with ling he did haggle, but the sausage said no, he couldn't stoop quite that low, and Elton never got a good shaggle [15:39] i fuckin kicked the surge protector out of the wall when i was dancing in my seat [15:39] heh [15:39] ROFL [15:40] heh [15:40] man [15:40] and i was leeching off someone else's login so now that person has mirc on their comp [15:40] i always accidentally type :Wq instead of :wq [15:41] what's :Wq [15:41] dancing in your seat [15:41] heh [15:41] an invalid command [15:42] Ebola (ebola_kael@t2o55p101.telia.com) joined #doom. [15:42] #doom: mode change '+v Ebola ' by ChanServ [15:42] * recidivus spanks Ebola [15:43] moo [15:43] fraggle: ive got gvim for windows installed now [15:43] i tried to use it this morning but i couldnt stop the emacs [15:43] i'm off [15:43] nighty ppl [15:43] Mordeth (Mordeth@ipd50a4a44.speed.planet.nl) left irc: [15:43] heh i'll be damned [15:43] it's like midnight in Mordethland [15:43] Quasar` (haleyjd@ts003d16.okc-ok.concentric.net) joined #doom. [15:43] #doom: mode change '+o Quasar` ' by ChanServ [15:43] w00t [15:43] PERMANENT midnight [15:43] man i downloaded the best porn last night [15:44] what was it [15:44] his minions have darkened the skies with their beating black wings [15:44] ed norton and benicio del toro one-on-one [15:44] black wings? [15:44] this girl dressed as a secretary [15:44] mmm [15:44] *hot girl [15:44] now I dunno what to do [15:44] i got a cool playboy's girlfriends divx [15:44] blackwings.org [15:44] that's been my material for a few days [15:44] since you guys think I can use MIDAS or FMOD in a GPL program [15:44] Linguica: upload to despayre.org [15:44] hahah [15:44] its like 660 megs [15:44] do it [15:44] er 600 [15:44] oh please [15:44] i eat 600 megs of porn for BREAKFAST [15:44] same with prower [15:45] heh [15:45] least you don't eat the results [15:45] upload that new vid of yours to despayre.org/incoming [15:45] you have the bandwidth to upload it surely [15:45] i don't have an account on despayre [15:45] and it's a series of pics [15:45] permanent daylight [15:45] but man, what pics they are [15:45] blah [15:45] if you dont you can afford one with the money you're getting off the am i quotable or not game [15:45] rofl [15:45] a t1 that is [15:45] ahaha [15:45] thehun.net has quality shit sometimes [15:45] man [15:45] AM I A HOT QUOTE OR NOT? [15:45] if you are downloading porn [15:45] like [15:45] try and get on gnutella and get extreme teen mpegs [15:45] theyre good [15:45] thanks to the quotes page, Ling has already made enough money to buy approximately 126 personal jet airplanes [15:46] nice [15:46] rofl [15:46] i wish [15:46] share the wealth, ling [15:46] sharez the warez [15:46] old warez = no warez [15:46] I want my personal jet [15:46] * Tobester has one of Ling's kids [15:46] heh [15:46] heh [15:46] GIMME MAH CHILD SUPPORT HOE [15:46] ok this should take like 6 hours [15:46] what [15:46] 6 hours [15:46] more like 10 [15:46] i eat 6 hours for BREAKFAST [15:46] wait 11 [15:47] imagine downloading it on a dialup! hoo! [15:47] shut up [15:47] its going at 14 KB/s [15:47] it took me 15 hours to download End of Evangelion [15:47] wtf [15:47] 14k/s [15:47] and it's 609 mbytes [15:47] good porn takes time [15:47] is that your bw cap [15:47] good porn is worth the wait [15:47] this is dsl [15:47] same with a good orgasm [15:47] rofl [15:47] i've never tried uploading something huge [15:47] you jerk in a chair, what would you know [15:47] hamster penis [15:47] it took me 1 hour 15 mins to dl halflife [15:47] but it was corrupt :/ [15:48] 1/600 done!!1 [15:48] the guy who ran DoomHQ, FTaggart or whatever, he said he did the stop-and-go for 5 hours and needed 4 socks to clean up [15:48] Romero: your a prorammer right? [15:48] rofl [15:48] 5 hours wtf [15:48] a 4 sock afternoon [15:48] god dammit [15:48] socks? [15:48] "yeah man, yesterday aftenroon was a four socker" [15:48] rofl [15:48] i had a 3-sock night once, but i'm not as patient as him [15:49] Socks? What? [15:49] I don't wipe [15:49] arioch drinks his own sperm [15:49] no [15:49] heh [15:49] "hell no, the cat'll eat it" [15:49] arioch lets his semen absorb into his skin [15:49] rofl [15:49] i eat arioch's own sperm for BREAKFAST [15:49] it gives it that lustrous glow [15:49] hahahah [15:49] I rub it all over my body [15:49] professor [15:49] whats another word for buried treasure? [15:49] well i think its booty [15:49] booty [15:49] thats what it is [15:49] heh [15:50] i dont think i've ever had more than what i guess would be the equivalent of a 2 socker [15:50] ROFL [15:50] I GOT [15:50] yyou sad basrad [15:50] MORE BOUNCE THAN THE FUCKING BOMB AMD I [15:50] nothin quite as funny as buying cinnastix at domino's and replacing the icing with some personal icing of your own [15:50] ... [15:50] you people have weird uses for your semen [15:50] there's lots of stuff funnier than that [15:50] say for instance RAPING BABIES YOU SICK FUCK [15:50] prower: i don't take coffee black anymore [15:50] prower: I bottle mine up and sell it as a skin moisturizer [15:50] caco seen bigd [15:50] Never seen bigd. (but they do have an account.) [15:50] heheh [15:51] "100% arioch semen!" [15:51] it takes arioch one week just to produce one bottle, so you know it's quality and straight from the source! [15:51] rofl [15:51] god this is fucking sick [15:51] i just realized how fucking sick this conversation is [15:51] YES [15:51] ENOUGH PLEASE [15:51] roflmao [15:51] let's never speak of this conversation again. [15:51] a can a week. that's all we ask [15:51] TALK ABOUT ELTON OR SOMETHING, PLEASE ANYTHING ELSE [15:51] fucking sick [15:52] SO HOW ABOUT FREEDOM [15:52] elton is fucking sick [15:52] * arioch copy/pastes [15:52] HOW IS FREEDOOM GOING FRAGGLE [15:52] boy molester [15:52] HEY LOOK ELTON AND FRAGGLE MORPHING [15:52] CAPSLOCKINGLY GOOD PROWER [15:52] heh [15:52] the bboys really are the greatest rhymesayers this side of rakim allah [15:52] EXCELLENT! [15:52] heh bboys [15:52] jesus the upload is still at 9% [15:52] err [15:52] 0% [15:52] i just wanted to bbe a bboy [15:53] I dunno taking this: [15:53] 6. Each time you redistribute the Program (or any work based on the [15:53] Program), the recipient automatically receives a license from the [15:53] original licensor to copy, distribute or modify the Program subject to [15:53] these terms and conditions. You may not impose any further [15:53] restrictions on the recipients' exercise of the rights granted herein. [15:53] bbe a moderator [15:53] together with this [15:53] If you cannot [15:53] distribute so as to satisfy simultaneously your obligations under this [15:53] License and any other pertinent obligations, then as a consequence you [15:53] may not distribute the Program at all. [15:53] quasar [15:53] if you couldnt link non open source libs with gpl software [15:53] then nobody could ever make anything gpl for windows [15:53] think about it for 1 second [15:54] * Linguica gets in a little jerk before work [15:54] wooh motherfucker [15:54] rofl [15:55] so the right to commercially sell the product is not guaranteed by the GPL? [15:55] im a bad ass move your fat ass because youre whack son [15:55] some fucking lamer is aim'ing me [15:55] dancing around like you think youre janet jackson [15:55] "doomisthebest" [15:55] I got my sisters grounded and shit so they are all going back to their dad's house :D [15:55] Linguica: tell him that you're busy jerking [15:55] thatll teach you to use aim [15:55] hahahahah [15:55] Linguica: tell them FUCK OFF I'M JERKING [15:55] Linguica: what's your screenname [15:55] rofl [15:55] andrewstine [15:55] prower: andrew stine [15:55] linguica pays for aol [15:55] heh [15:55] no i dont [15:55] I'm just not convinced [15:55] are you kidding [15:55] you used to [15:55] nobody took that screenname before you? [15:55] wow [15:55] http://arioch.despayre.org/logs/openprojects/%23doom/uses_for_semen.txt [15:55] i did like 4 years ago [15:55] yeah [15:55] eww [15:55] yeah [15:55] heheh [15:55] i had andystine back then [15:55] YESH [15:56] YOUR SECRET SHAME [15:56] man [15:56] i keep typing ./build instead of make [15:56] haha [15:56] i've been doing freedoom for too long [15:56] duke3d flashback eh [15:56] oh [15:56] heheh [15:56] dude fraggle [15:56] does freedoom not have a makefile [15:56] write up a Makefile [15:56] you should write one for it [15:56] yeah [15:56] did anybody by any chance log when my sister's were talking and shit? [15:57] um tom [15:57] MYST WAS ON AOL I HAVE REVEALED HIS HORRIBLE HORRIBLE SECRET [15:57] perl has a Makefile generator [15:57] Linguica: it was never proven [15:57] http://aurikan.org/image[72]oflash.jpg [15:57] skank: it says on your old page [15:57] KNorton (knorton@cae88-109-195.sc.rr.com) left irc: HomeGrown. [15:57] WHOA FLESHTONES GALORE AUR [15:57] hehe [15:57] i was on aol i was like TRobin2525 [15:57] http://aurikan.org/tobessis.zip [15:57] and i have to go [15:57] rofl [15:57] wooh [15:58] aurikan (hozer@cr211617-a.lndn1.on.wave.home.com) left irc: [15:58] tobe wtf [15:58] you allow this [15:58] haha 1.5 megs [15:58] heh [15:58] MORE BOUNCE THAN THE FUCKING BOMB [15:58] rofl 1.5 M [15:58] wooh [15:58] there's my jerk material for tonight [15:58] can you say "busted"? [15:58] :DDDDDDD [15:58] unless ling finishes uploading the divx file [15:59] incidentally [15:59] I'll be driving home half-blind [15:59] ? [15:59] my glasses aren't too good or something [15:59] my vision started blurring up once I got to work [15:59] I dunno [15:59] I need to get a new pair of glasses [15:59] stop jerking so much [15:59] no dammit I don't jerk at work [16:00] didnt your mom tell you it would make you go blind [16:00] arioch doesn't NEED to jerk [16:00] I'm nearsighted o_o [16:00] arioch doesn't need to jerk [16:00] only in moisturizer production... and that IS his work [16:00] arioch can think-off [16:00] and where else would you get my fabulous skin moisturisor? [16:00] rofl [16:00] rofl [16:00] zer [16:00] blah [16:00] NO [16:00] ugh [16:00] i think i'm going to be sick [16:00] too much masturbation discussion here today [16:00] rofl [16:01] i got 3 wanks in last night [16:01] i'm teh king [16:01] pfft [16:01] jerk [16:01] king jerk [16:01] I wonder how many people in here other than me moisturize after bathing. [16:01] I don't [16:01] i could do 7 a day back in my prime [16:01] I don't even bathe [16:01] I just shower [16:01] heh [16:01] "bathe" [16:01] If I don't get at LEAST 3 in at night I'm below average [16:01] i have to [16:01] I average one a night [16:02] Tobester: well your family is very sexually weird and active [16:02] I'm only 50% through the tobessis.zip download [16:02] i have to bathe and moisturize [16:02] every day [16:02] skank [16:02] open it up [16:02] tell us what's in it [16:02] pics of tobe's sister naked most likely [16:02] I get off once in the morning before I wake up, once in the shower, once after the computer is on, another few times while the computer is on, once while my sister is showering, once in the shower, and a few times in bed [16:02] fyre^OS (moo@AC9858BD.ipt.aol.com) joined #doom. [16:02] #doom: mode change '+o fyre^OS ' by ChanServ [16:03] fyre! [16:03] Bathe means bathing, which includes showering. [16:03] your virility sickens me [16:03] arioch: loads of fucking images [16:03] roflmao [16:03] AndrewB: i have vasline lotion that i put on my face [16:03] soembody record that and paste it back when one of tobesters sisters is here again [16:03] all blurry [16:03] after i shower [16:03] oh no not another wanking discussion [16:03] yo [16:03] rofl [16:03] I wank in the shower [16:03] mostly [16:03] YAY [16:03] eww [16:03] yay? [16:04] #doom: mode change '+o skank ' by ChanServ [16:04] yay 100% [16:04] skank has changed the topic to [09:04pm] oh no not another wanking discussion [16:04] 16:04:01 (4.57 KB/s) - `tobessis.zip' saved [1570584/1570584] [16:04] -_- [16:04] OH NOS [16:04] [09:02pm] my stupid pager keeps vibrating to tell me it's low on [16:04] batteries [16:04] [09:03pm] rofl [16:04] [09:03pm] WAY TO CONSERVE YOUR POWER YOU STUPID PIECE OF CRAP [16:04] rofl [16:04] rofl [16:04] where is he placing the pager [16:04] heh [16:04] I can think of some good places [16:04] ._. [16:05] mmm [16:05] http://www.dialabc.com/ [16:05] you people are fucking obsessed its unhealthy [16:05] find words in your phone number! [16:05] skank: arioch meant his lower back, his lumbar bothers him, you degenerate [16:05] is your phone number 1-814-JERKAHOLIC [16:06] my phone number is apparently 498-1HOT [16:06] as in 1HOT MOTHAFUCKA [16:06] pf [16:07] cph (cph@cph.demon.co.uk) joined #doom. [16:07] Welcome to the Shores of Hell, cph [16:07] #doom: mode change '+o cph ' by ChanServ [16:07] cph [16:07] come join us in our discussion of wanking [16:07] good evening [16:07] where and when do you wank, cph [16:07] Cacodemon: I know you're not conscious, but amen to that [16:07] Welcome to the Shores of Hell, recidivus [16:07] come on, don't be shy [16:07] thank you [16:07] privately [16:07] rofl [16:08] hmm [16:08] i havent shaved since like [16:08] last wednesday or something [16:08] i want a girl with a short skirt... [16:08] and a loooooooooooooooooong jacket. [16:08] i haven't shaved since the reagan administration [16:08] i shaved for the first time in two weeks this morning, i was starting to look like shel silverstein [16:08] didnt he die [16:08] rec was starting to look livid [16:09] #doom: mode change '+v Charlotte ' by fyre^OS [16:09] I should shave [16:09] I have a small goatee thing happening [16:09] yes he died [16:09] goatse? [16:09] no [16:09] rofl [16:09] goatee [16:09] but he had a big beard when he was alie! [16:09] i have a goatse growing on my chin [16:09] arioch has a goatse growing on his face [16:09] you're giving me photoshop ideas [16:09] * arioch tattoos the goatse bum on ling's butt [16:09] Is there like an FMOD API somewhere that I can look at? [16:10] Quasar`: www.fmod.org [16:10] (duh) [16:10] someone should get a mini-goatse tattoo around their bellybutton [16:10] I'm not finding it there, arioch [16:10] it's on there [16:10] so heh [16:10] Linguica: that someone would be the biggest loser on the planet [16:10] oh wait [16:10] Linguica: check the SA forums [16:10] heh [16:10] I think I see it ^_^ [16:10] why [16:10] no [16:11] because someone on SA would probably do it [16:11] you know them [16:11] they actually go and meet SA people in real life [16:11] weirdness [16:11] why the fuck would you go to meet actual other SA people [16:11] no idea [16:11] aside from ling and lowtax's "relationship" [16:11] i'm going to meet a shugashack person [16:11] two shugashack persons actually [16:11] lowtax is a pisser [16:12] madgrad and kiwi man [16:12] first post! * N U K E D * babe hunt! [16:12] the only person I'd want to meet out of all of you is um [16:12] rofl [16:12] charlotte [16:12] Linguica: better than "roofle owned scrub! but did you get head? YOU'RE OFF THE CASE!" [16:12] YOU DONT WANT TO MEET ME?!? [16:12] lowtax once posted that he was too lazy to get out of bed in the morning to piss, and he just did it there, and that it felt good and y'all should try it, and i did, and i didn't enjoy it nearly as much as i thought i would [16:12] Linguica: if you pay for my air tickets then maybe [16:12] YOU'RE OFF THE CASE MCGARNICLE [16:12] rofl [16:12] YOU'RE A LOOSE CANNON [16:13] YOU CAN'T JUST GO BLOWING UP HALF A CITY BLOCK ON A HUNCH! [16:13] well MCGARNICLE! billy is DEAD! they slit his throat from eeeeeear to eeeeear [16:13] wow [16:13] you can get goatse tshirts [16:13] eww [16:13] no post hells in 4 days [16:13] why [16:13] goatse sold out [16:13] that's why [16:13] Linguica: heheh [16:13] bastards [16:13] rofl [16:13] so you can get arrested [16:13] no [16:13] I have a bitchx t-shirt [16:13] they dont have the assman on [16:13] goatse sold out even before fat chicks in party hats sold out [16:13] ZarcyB (zarcyb@host62-7-73-94.btinternet.com) joined #doom. [16:13] arioch: heh cool [16:13] they just have "GOATSE" in discreet letters across the breast [16:13] I ought to take some pictures [16:14] heh [16:14] goatse [16:14] it has "Bitch-X" on the front [16:14] well [16:14] goatse.cx [16:14] and a list of all the people who got shirts (including ops) in #bitchx, in a BitchX /scan format, on the back [16:14] Shockwav3 (Shockwav3@B3045.pppool.de) joined #doom. [16:14] i have a Delta Force t-shirt daily radar sent me when i wrote an article for them! [16:14] fraggle: "Lick my balls faggle.Oops.Did I forget an R?Hmm." [16:14] heh [16:14] Cacodemon_Leader (Geneworm@HSE-Sudbury-ppp197671.sympatico.ca) joined #doom. [16:14] this bigbadgangsta character is very very clever in his insults [16:14] i'd watch out [16:15] * arioch makes bigbadgangsta a moderator for muiltiplayer forums for a day [16:15] haha [16:15] rofl [16:15] you should [16:15] prower: i bet his next post is "Ohyes I did forget an R hmm, you are faggler" [16:15] arioch: You want to do that? Go ahead [16:15] rofl [16:15] recidivus: hahah [16:15] no [16:16] I'm just BSing as usual [16:16] I'M THE ONE OUT THERE EVERY DAY PUTTING HIS ASS ON THE LINE! AND I'M NOT OUT OF ORDER! YOU'RE OUT OF ORDER! THE WHOLE FREAKING SYSTEM IS OUT OF ORDER! YOU WANT THE TRUTH? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH! CAUSE WHEN YOU REACH OVER AND PUT YOU HAND INTO A PILE OF GOO THAT WAS YOUR BEST FRIEND'S FACE, YOU'LL KNOW WHAT TO DO! FORGET IT, IT'S CHINATOWN! [16:16] arioch: I'm still looking [16:16] rofl wtf [16:16] ZarcyB (zarcyb@host62-7-73-94.btinternet.com) left irc: Read error to ZarcyB[host62-7-73-94.btinternet.com]: EOF from client [16:16] hahahaha [16:16] AND IF THERE'S A PILE OF GOO ON YOUR FRIEND'S FACE, IT'S BECAUSE HE USES Arioch Brand Moisturizer [16:16] ZarcyB (zarcyb@host62-7-73-94.btinternet.com) joined #doom. [16:16] ROFL [16:17] arioch: I can't find it :P [16:17] does anyone know whre that quote is from [16:17] oh yeah ling [16:17] a few good men? [16:17] did you see the post about dima's source saying id didn't complete the press release beta on time [16:17] prow: yeah [16:17] darn it its only available as a zip file [16:17] tobes sister? [16:18] Nick change on #doom: Tobester --> X_X [16:18] * X_X is gone... reason: pfft