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[15:50] <Afterglow> anyone here use mysql?
[15:50] <KNorton> Fnord.
[15:50] <Linguica> yes
[15:50] <Jon_R> heh
[15:50] <Afterglow> well you've never used the c api
[15:50] <Linguica> no
[15:50] <Afterglow> i need to know wtf the MYSQL_ROW_OFFSET is
[15:50] <Linguica> look it up
[15:50] <cph> arioch: hmmm, i've never looked for such
[15:50] <Afterglow> i did
[15:50] <Afterglow> and it doesn't say anything
[15:50] * ZarcyB is gone... reason: food
[15:50] <arioch> hmm
[15:50] <Afterglow> in the docs it just says it's the return value to two functions
[15:51] <arioch> I did a preliminary search through packages.debian and it doesn't show anything
[15:51] <Afterglow> 24.1.3.195 Return Values
[15:51] <Afterglow> The current offset of the row cursor. 
[15:52] <cph> unix doesn't really have much in the way of standalone database proggies
[15:52] <arioch> :(
[15:52] <Linguica> i really need to fix the forums
[15:52] <arioch> fix how
[15:52] <Linguica> this seems like a stupid way to make a user registration in the first place
[15:52] <Jon_R> destroy them?
[15:52] <relapse> space cake break
[15:52] <Linguica> well when people register, in most cases it seems like it gets all fucked up
[15:53] <Linguica> like the wrong info in the wrong columns
[15:53] <Stitches> caco stats stitches
[15:53] <Afterglow> tommy i wub joo
[15:53] <relapse> well
[15:53] <relapse> theres berkeley db
[15:53] <relapse> or whatever it is
[15:53] Afterglow (derekmd@131.104.36.53) left irc: kill yourself
[15:53] <relapse> hehe
[15:54] <relapse> afterglow quitting irc lasted less than a day then
[15:54] <relapse> :)
[15:54] <cph> true
[15:54] <Jon_R> heh
[15:54] <arioch> he quit irc?
[15:54] <relapse> OR HAVE I TRAVELLED BACK IN TIME
[15:54] <Jon_R> well maybe he was connecting through telnet or something
[15:54] <Jon_R> he only said he wouldn't install an IRC client
[15:54] <cph> heh
[15:54] <relapse> hehehe
[15:54] * relapse is back from the dead. Gone 19 hrs 39 min 51 secs
[15:54] <cph> maybe he just used one he already had installed
[15:54] <arioch> yeah
[15:55] <Linguica> <Cacodemon> but i'm a bit!HHHot! }{ <Cacodemon> a bit }{ <Cacodemon> a biHoFUCK }{ <Cacodemon> a bot }{ <FBW[CC]> caco seen tom_ }{ * Cacodemon sees tom_ connected via telnet as mystican (kapfft@localhost). 
[15:55] <Cacodemon> Never seen tom_.  (but they do have an account.)
[15:55] <Jon_R> "Well today I deleted mIRC and I will not install an IRC client again."
[15:55] <relapse> roflmao
[15:55] <relapse> }{
[15:55] <relapse> ][
[15:56] <Linguica> )(
[15:56] [vicious] (x@pc1-wara3-0-cust179.oxf.cable.ntl.com) joined #doom.
[15:56] <arioch> ><
[15:56] <Linguica> ::
[15:56] <relapse> :\
[15:56] <arioch> }+{
[15:56] <relapse> vicious is here :(
[15:56] <Linguica> O_O
[15:56] <arioch> ._.
[15:56] <[vicious]> so?
[15:56] <Linguica> ^_^
[15:56] <arioch> O_o
[15:56] <relapse> :(
[15:56] <Linguica> o_O
[15:56] <arioch> o_O
[15:56] <[vicious]> whats ur damn problem
[15:56] <relapse> things have taken a turn for the worse
[15:57] <arioch> o_o
[15:57] <Linguica> o.o
[15:57] <arioch> O.o
[15:57] <Linguica> O.O
[15:57] <Jon_R> -_-
[15:57] <Linguica> ^o^
[15:57] <[vicious]> ?
[15:57] <Jon_R> '_'
[15:57] <relapse> heh
[15:57] <Linguica> ^O^
[15:57] <arioch> >_<
[15:57] <Linguica> ^<>^
[15:57] <Jon_R> ~_~
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[15:57] <relapse> #8==D
[15:57] <arioch> '_^
[15:57] <Linguica> *_*
[15:57] <Stitches> thats just wrong
[15:58] <arioch> :)))))))
[15:58] <relapse> rofl
[15:58] <Linguica> OoO
[15:58] <Jon_R> ²_²
[15:58] <Jon_R> ³_³
[15:58] <Linguica> '_'
[15:58] <arioch> $_$
[15:58] <Jon_R> £_£
[15:58] <Linguica> @_@
[15:59] <arioch> !_!
[15:59] <Jon_R> "_"
[15:59] <Linguica> +_+
[15:59] <arioch> *.*
[15:59] <Jon_R> =_=
[15:59] <Stitches> #_#
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[15:59] <Linguica> =o=
[15:59] <arioch> ;_;
[15:59] <Jon_R> ?_?
[16:00] * ZarcyB has returned... reason: food // gone: 9mins 13secs
[16:00] <relapse> do you think if we do this for long enough viscous will leave?
[16:00] <relapse> _|_
[16:00] <[vicious]> u retard
[16:00] <relapse>  |
[16:00] <Stitches> ~_~
[16:00] <Jon_R> ¬_¬
[16:00] <arioch> ,;|;;
[16:00] <DarkWolf> Q_Q
[16:00] <relapse> ur mom
[16:00] <Jon_R> ©_©
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[16:00] <Linguica> :)
[16:00] <Stitches> +_+
[16:00] <Jon_R> ®_®
[16:00] <arioch> ;;|;,
[16:00] <Linguica> :o
[16:00] <Stitches> :->
[16:00] <arioch> ;P
[16:00] <Linguica> ;)
[16:01] <Linguica> >(
[16:01] <DarkWolf> =P
[16:01] <Jon_R> :Þ
[16:01] <Stitches> :-<
[16:01] <arioch> :/
[16:01] <Linguica> =D
[16:01] <arioch> =)
[16:01] <Stitches> :-\
[16:01] <DarkWolf> :D
[16:01] <arioch> 8)
[16:01] <Jon_R> 8D
[16:01] <Stitches> 8[
[16:01] <DarkWolf> D:
[16:01] <arioch> =D
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[16:01] <arioch> 8}
[16:01] <Linguica> 12,0 _____   _____   _____   __  __
[16:01] <Linguica> 12,2|#####| 12,2|#####| 12,2|#####| 12,2|##\/##|
[16:01] <Linguica> 12,2|#| 12,2|#| 12,2|#| 12,2|#| 12,2|#| 12,2|#| 12,2|######|
[16:01] <Linguica> 12,2|#| 12,2|#| 12,27,8| | 12,2|#| 12,2|#| 12,27,8| | 12,27,8| |12,2\/|#|
[16:01] <Linguica> 12,2|#| 12,27,8| | 12,27,8| | 12,27,8| | 12,27,8| | 12,27,8| | 12,27,8| |  12,2|#|
[16:01] <Linguica> 7,8| |/ _/0,0 7,8\_7,8|/ _/0,0 7,8\_|/ _/0,0 7,8| |0,0  7,8| |
[16:01] <Linguica> 7,8|  _/0,0     7,8\_/0,0     7,8\_/0,0    7,8\|0,0  7,8| |
[16:01] <arioch> ugh
[16:01] <Linguica> 7,8|_/0,0                           7,8\|
[16:01] <[vicious]> heh
[16:01] <diluted> heh
[16:01] <Jon_R> :|-~~~~~
[16:02] <Stitches> cool
[16:02] <DarkWolf> Too bad that didn't turn out with my font...
[16:02] <arioch> /bin/sh: -c: line 1: syntax error near unexpected token `8)'
[16:02] <arioch> /bin/sh: -c: line 1: `figlet 8)'
[16:02] <arioch> fuck
[16:02] <arioch>   _____  
[16:02] <arioch>  ( _ ) \ 
[16:02] <arioch>  / _ \| |
[16:02] <arioch> | (_) | |
[16:02] <arioch>  \___/| |
[16:02] <arioch>      /_/ 
[16:02] * Stitches falls to his knees
[16:02] <[vicious]> eh?
[16:02] <cph> for a moment, I thought we were back in #doom2 there
[16:02] <cph> but it isn't the same without DVS
[16:02] <cph> :P
[16:02] <Jon_R> heh I bet ari logs all this
[16:03] <arioch>      __  
[16:03] <arioch>  ____\ \ 
[16:03] <arioch> |_____| |
[16:03] <arioch> |_____| |
[16:03] <arioch>       | |
[16:03] <arioch>      /_/ 
[16:03] relapse (tom@pc2-guil2-0-cust39.gui.cable.ntl.com) kicked [vicious] off #doom. (look it worked! he's gone!)
[16:03] <Linguica> opn_doom_smilies_2.log
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[16:03] <arioch> nah, it'll be like
[16:03] <arioch> logs/openprojects/%23doom/smilies_2.txt
[16:03] <Linguica> %23?
[16:03] <[vicious]> relapse: what the fuck is your problem, and what do you have against me? EH??
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[16:03] <arioch> %23 = #
[16:03] <relapse> rofl
[16:04] <relapse> i have nothing against you personally
[16:04] <[vicious]> pfft
[16:04] <relapse> just kiddiots in general :P
[16:04] <Linguica>  /\    /\ 
[16:04] <Linguica> |/\|  |/\|
[16:04] <Linguica>           
[16:04] <Linguica>           
[16:04] <Linguica>    _____  
[16:04] <Linguica>   |_____|