[12:14] -!- destruct [afatng@pc1-guil4-0-cust177.gui.cable.ntl.com] has joined #doom [12:14] -!- mode/#doom [+o destruct] by ChanServ [12:15] * destruct spanks [12:15] <@destruct> just had my first classes [12:15] <@destruct> it was purely pure the easyz [12:15] <@arioch> oh no [12:15] <@destruct> using logic gates and such like [12:16] <@destruct> heh, actually some of the later stuff was quite tricky at first [12:16] <@destruct> god knows how the people who were stuggling to write a truth table are gonna do it [12:16] -!- FBW[CC] [fbw@qn-213-73-165-99.quicknet.nl] has joined #doom [12:16] -!- FBW[CC] [fbw@qn-213-73-165-99.quicknet.nl] has quit (Read error to FBW[CC][qn-213-73-165-99.quicknet.nl]: Connection reset by peer) [12:16] <@arioch> dammit [12:16] <@destruct> heh [12:17] <@destruct> hmm, some girl wants me to fix0r her computer up with a network card in 15 minutes [12:17] <@arioch> easy [12:17] <@Afterglow> well i hadn't seen truth tables before last semester when one of my classes started out doing them [12:18] <@Afterglow> not like it's hard to learn heh [12:18] <@arioch> quick [12:18] <@arioch> impress the chix0r [12:18] <@destruct> heh [12:18] <+aurikan> lol [12:18] <@destruct> well thats the plan [12:18] <+aurikan> ya stick the cord in the slot [12:18] <+aurikan> card [12:18] <@arioch> unscrew the back panel, slot in the card, close it back up, and then spend 3 hours installing network drivers [12:18] <@destruct> but if I fux0r up her box I'm gonna look like something of an idiot [12:18] <@Afterglow> aur: of course that's what he's going to do [12:18] <@destruct> I bet she hasn't got her windows cd [12:18] <+aurikan> rofl [12:18] <+aurikan> you nerd [12:18] < the_fish> hehe [12:18] < the_fish> ask her... lol [12:19] <@arioch> rofl [12:19] <@arioch> stick the cord in the slot [12:19] <@destruct> heh [12:19] <+aurikan> "i'm going over to this hot chick's place to install a network card! ... i wonder if she has her windows cd?" [12:19] <@destruct> it was pretty embarrassing actually [12:19] <@destruct> I go in the kitchen and she's like "Jon, can you come to my room later on!" [12:19] <@destruct> while people are about as well [12:19] < the_fish> "hey babe, can I borrow some files of your windows disc?" [12:19] < the_fish> off your.. [12:20] <@arioch> (iQ) [#doom] [15:42] arioch: you plan on mounting my filesystem ;) || upload child.gz [12:20] <@Afterglow> put [12:20] <+aurikan> rofl [12:20] <@arioch> "I'm installing drivers in her box!" [12:21] <+aurikan> haha [12:21] -!- destruct [afatng@pc1-guil4-0-cust177.gui.cable.ntl.com] has quit (Read error to destruct[pc1-guil4-0-cust177.gui.cable.ntl.com]: EOF from client) [12:21] -!- FBW[CC] [fbw@qn-213-73-165-99.quicknet.nl] has joined #doom [12:21] <+aurikan> quicknet? [12:22] <@arioch> quick to disconnectnet [12:22] < the_fish> drivers in her box. [12:22] < the_fish> heh [12:23] <@arioch> like I said [12:23] <@arioch> spend 3 hours [12:23] <@arioch> do it nice and slow [12:23] <@Afterglow> can he last that long? [12:23] <@arioch> make sure it goes right [12:23] -!- FBW[CC] [fbw@qn-213-73-165-99.quicknet.nl] has quit (Read error to FBW[CC][qn-213-73-165-99.quicknet.nl]: Connection reset by peer) [12:23] <@arioch> Afterglow: he can try [12:23] <@Afterglow> The Limey Limp [12:23] <@arioch> rofl [12:24] <@Afterglow> that would be a cool nickname [12:25] <@arioch> bah where'd he go [12:25] <+aurikan> he died [12:25] <@arioch> it's not as funny joking about it without him here [12:25] <+aurikan> of anticipation [12:26] <@arioch> heh [12:26] <+aurikan> he got so excited he blew his power supply [12:26] < the_fish> he's ondering how he can recieve "payment" [12:26] < the_fish> p or w [12:26] <@arioch> rofl [12:26] < the_fish> ^ heh [12:26] * Tobester is away: (SST TC) [BX-MsgLog Off] [12:28] <@Afterglow> the_fish: how many fingers do you have? [12:29] < the_fish> none [12:30] < the_fish> Is CD Dead ? [12:31] <@Afterglow> no [12:31] <@Afterglow> i was working on some levels last night [12:31] <@Afterglow> not happy, redoing :) [12:32] < the_fish> you've got to wonder if he's got to think about it that long [12:32] < the_fish> heh [12:32] < the_fish> redoing = reason Mordeth will never see light of day [12:32] < the_fish> heh [12:32] <@Afterglow> so what [12:32] <@Afterglow> I'm happy doing it this way [12:32] <@Afterglow> and my happiness is all that counts [12:32] <@Afterglow> motherfucker [12:32] <+aurikan> no its not [12:33] <+aurikan> happiness is not a fish you can catch [12:33] < the_fish> if twiddling with gothic levels is your thing...no prob [12:34] -!- FBW[CC] [fbw@qn-213-73-165-99.quicknet.nl] has joined #doom [12:34] * Cacodemon shrieks when FBW[CC] walks over #doom's trigger line [12:34] < Megalyth> arioch: even after I empties the deleted messages folder, deleted items.dbx is still like 250 megs [12:34] <@Afterglow> who says they're gothic [12:34] < Megalyth> wtf [12:35] <@Afterglow> compress your folders [12:35] < the_fish> AG: The texture set does. [12:35] < Megalyth> um yeah [12:35] <@Afterglow> who says i'm using gothictx [12:35] < Megalyth> but I only have 25 megs of space on the secondary hard drive [12:35] <@arioch> Megalyth: in outlook express [12:35] < Megalyth> I don't think they will compress that much [12:35] <@arioch> Megalyth: right click on the folder [12:36] <@Afterglow> in outlook express files->folders->compress folders [12:36] <@arioch> Megalyth: click around, and find the compact option [12:36] < Megalyth> ok [12:36] < Megalyth> it doesn't make sense though [12:36] < the_fish> AG: um yeah. No way in hell your retexturing some 30 odd wads [12:36] <@Afterglow> then uninstall outlook express [12:36] < Megalyth> the folder is empty [12:36] <@Afterglow> who says i won't [12:36] -!- FBW[CC] [fbw@qn-213-73-165-99.quicknet.nl] has quit (Read error to FBW[CC][qn-213-73-165-99.quicknet.nl]: Connection reset by peer) [12:36] <@Afterglow> COMPRESS IT [12:37] < the_fish> crazy mofo [12:37] <@Afterglow> gothictx is dull [12:37] <@Afterglow> and more than half the levels are dull [12:37] < the_fish> wow, we agree on something ? [12:38] <@Afterglow> yeah, you suck [12:39] < Megalyth> goddamnit [12:39] < Megalyth> I can't wait to reformat this heap [12:40] < the_fish> TEXTURES! [12:40] <@arioch> DIE1 [12:40] <@arioch> or better [12:40] <@arioch> work on Mordeth [12:40] <@arioch> you slacker [12:40] -!- FBW[CC] [fbw@qn-213-73-165-99.quicknet.nl] has joined #doom [12:41] < the_fish> What's the stage before alpha...I think that's where Mordeth is at.. [12:42] <@Afterglow> crudreams is in "I can release it now but don't want to" mode [12:42] -!- FBW[CC] [fbw@qn-213-73-165-99.quicknet.nl] has quit (Read error to FBW[CC][qn-213-73-165-99.quicknet.nl]: Connection reset by peer) [12:42] -!- fraggle [sdh300@brand.ecs.soton.ac.uk] has joined #doom [12:42] -!- mode/#doom [+o fraggle] by ChanServ [12:42] -!- destruct [vzthpv@pc1-guil4-0-cust177.gui.cable.ntl.com] has joined #doom [12:42] -!- mode/#doom [+o destruct] by ChanServ [12:42] <@arioch> BRAND NEW FRAGGLE [12:43] <@destruct> hmm [12:43] <@destruct> what was the last line I said in the channel [12:43] <@arioch> so rimmer how'd the "installation" go [12:43] <@destruct> well [12:43] <@arioch> [12:19] <@destruct> while people are about as well [12:43] <@destruct> rofl [12:43] <@destruct> I was speaking to myself for abotut 10 minutes then [12:43] <@arioch> yes [12:43] <@destruct> well whatever [12:44] <@arioch> we were like "haha install drivers into her box" [12:44] <@arioch> etc [12:44] <@destruct> yeah [12:44] <@destruct> well the installation didn't go to well [12:44] <@arioch> [12:23] <@arioch> like I said [12:44] <@arioch> [12:23] <@arioch> spend 3 hours [12:44] <@arioch> [12:23] <@arioch> do it nice and slow [12:44] <@arioch> [12:23] <@Afterglow> can he last that long? [12:44] <@arioch> [12:23] <@arioch> make sure it goes right [12:44] <@destruct> haha [12:44] -!- Megalyth [TastySnax@m201-3-p33.warwick.net] has quit (frea.cx) [12:44] <@destruct> I missed that bit [12:44] -!- IndianaJones [zarcyb@pc-62-31-70-113-ed.blueyonder.co.uk] has joined #doom [12:44] <@destruct> well it turns out she has some weird ancient box [12:45] <@destruct> with some strange screws [12:45] <@arioch> [12:23] <@arioch> Afterglow: he can try [12:45] <@arioch> [12:23] <@Afterglow> The Limey Limp [12:45] <@arioch> [12:23] <@arioch> rofl [12:45] <@arioch> [12:24] <@Afterglow> that would be a cool nickname [12:45] <@destruct> so we couldn't get it off [12:45] <@arioch> uh huh [12:45] <@destruct> so we're gonna try again later [12:45] <@arioch> are you sure that wasn't your problem [12:45] <@destruct> when one of her friends comes around [12:45] <@arioch> oooh [12:45] <@arioch> a threesome [12:45] <@destruct> he has a better screwdriver apparently [12:45] <@destruct> although its apparently rather small [12:45] <@arioch> the innuendos just never stop [12:45] <@locust> *snort* [12:46] <@Afterglow> ok this is rediculous! [12:46] <@destruct> but she reckons his smaller screwdriver might be better suited to her screws [12:46] <@Afterglow> locust: SQL! [12:46] <@Afterglow> i bet jon has been sitting in his room the past 10 minutes trying to think this stuff up [12:46] <@arioch> ROFL [12:46] <@destruct> rofl [12:46] <@destruct> its all true [12:46] <@Afterglow> you're sitting alone in your room aren't you jon? [12:46] <@arioch> anyway I have it logged [12:46] -!- FBW[CC] [fbw@qn-213-73-165-99.quicknet.nl] has joined #doom [12:47] <@destruct> yes [12:47] <@destruct> I am currently [12:47] -!- FBW[CC] [fbw@qn-213-73-165-99.quicknet.nl] has quit (Read error to FBW[CC][qn-213-73-165-99.quicknet.nl]: Connection reset by peer) [12:47] <@arioch> are you screwing anything at the moment [12:47] <@destruct> although your moms coming over later [12:47] * Afterglow gives destruct a cookie [12:47] <@arioch> with your screwdriver [12:47] <@locust> INSERT INTO vagina WHERE herNetworkCard IS NULL [12:47] <@destruct> no [12:47] <@arioch> rofl [12:47] <@destruct> she was a bit annoyed [12:47] <@destruct> cause she paid quite a lot [12:47] <@destruct> and now she can't get it off [12:47] <@arioch> . [12:47] <@arioch> chastity belt? [12:47] -!- AfterglowTimeout [Afterglow@ecdow130.tor.ec.gc.ca] has joined #doom [12:48] <@destruct> so she wasted her money [18:36] <@Jon^D> heh [18:36] <@Jon^D> caco seen jon [18:36] <@Cacodemon> No such user "jon". [18:36] <@Jon^D> caco seen teppic [18:36] * Cacodemon sees teppic on IRC as Jon^D (jmtd@*.dur.ac.uk). [18:36] <@Jon^D> :) [18:36] <+Ebola> Jon^D: what's up? [18:37] <+Ebola> Teppic was a cool nick [18:37] <+Ebola> easier to type tha Jon^D to [18:37] <@Jon^D> Jo [18:37] <@Jon^D> not a lot mate [18:37] <@Jon^D> just had an interesting conversation iwth some girl in her beroom [18:38] <@destruct> yeah I changed my nickname to help you people [18:38] <@destruct> you ungrateful curs [18:38] <+Ebola> beer room? [18:38] <@Jon^D> :P [18:38] <@destruct> Jon^D: sounds cool [18:38] <@Jon^D> yeah [18:38] <@Jon^D> apparently I rank top 10 boyz in my c0lleg3 [18:38] <+Ebola> Jon^D: what about? you getting some? [18:38] -!- Edddddd [ss3user@host62-6-86-245.dialup.lineone.co.uk] has joined #doom [18:38] <@Jon^D> so Im off to get some johns in the morning [18:38] <@destruct> but did you get head? [18:38] <@Jon^D> nah just about relationships n stuff [18:38] <@Jon^D> nah light was off [18:38] <+Ebola> bah [18:39] <@arioch> :/ [18:39] <@Jon^D> :P [18:39] <@arioch> rank top 10 rofl [18:39] <+Ebola> I guess that was why you ranked top 10 :D [18:40] <@destruct> rofl [18:41] <@destruct> Was it good? Well you made the top 10! [18:41] <@arioch> rofl [18:42] -!- Anarkavre [anarkavre@151.201.238.195] has quit (BitchX: causing all sorts of havok!) [18:42] -!- deathwarrior [dwrprods@CPE-144-132-64-25.vic.bigpond.net.au] has quit (schoolz0r) [18:42] <@destruct> heh, you know that girl [18:43] < Edddddd> I need some smack. [18:43] <@destruct> the one who wanted me to stick my screwdriver in her box [18:43] <@destruct> well because I couldn't get her lid off [18:43] * AirRaid smacks edddddd [18:43] * Edddddd injects a milky fluid into his veins. [18:43] <@destruct> she had to get a professional to help [18:43] <@destruct> and apparently he got it off no problem [18:43] < Edddddd> oh, wait a minute - that was milk. [18:43] < AirRaid> rofl [18:43] -!- maga998 [maga@kit5.oltenia.ro] has joined #doom [18:43] -!- Anarkavre [anarkavre@151.201.238.195] has joined #doom [18:44] <@destruct> and apparently the girl next door to me helped her stick her card in her box [18:44] <@destruct> but she asked me if I could put my CD in her driver while she installed the card [18:44] <@destruct> cause I have a windows 95 cd and she doesn't obviously [18:44] -!- maga [maga@kit5.oltenia.ro] has quit (Read error to maga[kit5.oltenia.ro]: Connection reset by peer) [18:44] -!- maga998 is now known as maga [18:44] <@destruct> and despite a few bumps it all went pretty smoothly [18:44] < AirRaid> Destruct: ROFLMAO! [18:45] -!- Aardappel [b0o@ipd54b5c1f.free.wxs.nl] has quit (Ping timeout for Aardappel[ipd54b5c1f.free.wxs.nl]) [18:45] < Edddddd> This has enough sexual innuendo's to be on UK Saturday morning television [18:45] <@destruct> but then when I tried to setup her proxy settings [18:45] < AirRaid> edd: heh [18:45] <@destruct> the stuff was all wacky, [18:45] <@destruct> so I looked to see which version of IE she had installed [18:45] <@aurikan> yargh [18:46] <@aurikan> mad lag [18:46] <@destruct> and it was version 2.0! [18:46] <@destruct> I was like, woah [18:46] -!- maga998 [maga@kit5.oltenia.ro] has joined #doom [18:46] -!- Linguica [Linguica@4.41.174.178] has quit (Leaving) [18:46] -!- maga [maga@kit5.oltenia.ro] has quit (Read error to maga[kit5.oltenia.ro]: Connection reset by peer) [18:46] <@aurikan> REALM DOWN [18:46] <@aurikan> arioch pick up my shit [18:46] -!- maga998 is now known as maga [18:46] <@destruct> "thats the oldest version of IE I've ever seen" I said, trying hard to contain my nerdish amazement [18:46] <@destruct> so I helped her install ie5.5