[19:37] ugh [19:37] another ethh news item [19:37] heh [19:37] every time I see e-mail from him in my inbox I cringe [19:37] heh [19:38] i thought he was leaving [19:38] ethh news is better than no news [19:38] I'm gonna finish that to get it out the way before I continue to the exp [19:38] rofl [19:38] Linguica: count'em up [19:38] arioch: is it about being abducted by doom monsters [19:38] hehe [19:38] rofl [19:38] or a lucid vision he had [19:38] no actually [19:38] or his new doom religio [19:38] n [19:38] he's letting people download a 80mb zipfile of mp3s [19:38] or that stupid "archvile" picture [19:38] yes [19:38] 80 [19:38] or doom poetry [19:38] and apparently there's no separate download [19:38] and each mp3 is 40 megs [19:39] or an mp3 of spoken word doom poetry [19:39] heh [19:39] ambient music [19:39] wow [19:39] apparently [19:39] where each line has a number next to it indicating volume [19:39] ROFL [19:39] oh man [19:39] do you remember that [19:39] ye [19:39] s [19:39] the prize was like the aliens music CDs [19:39] I would've entered that contest [19:39] or a art contest [19:39] but I couldn't be arsed after winning 2nd place in the art contest [19:39] where you were supposed to make the most realistic doom pic you could [19:39] better than a Knee Deep in the Dead Novel ;) [19:40] well I won an old torn up copy of a Descartes book [19:40] which is pretty neat [19:40] well [19:41] time to knuckle down and post ethh news [19:41] * arioch cringes [19:41] rofl [19:41] its not all peaches and cream [19:42] heh [19:43] fyre^OS (moo@AC8CAC3B.ipt.aol.com) joined #doom. [19:43] #doom: mode change '+o fyre^OS ' by ChanServ [19:43] the new edge design looks pretty good [19:44] huh [19:44] edge page [19:44] almost looks like office xp [19:44] :P [19:45] heh [19:45] hmm win2k uptime 5 days 12 hours 45 minutes [19:45] i really need to redesign dw [19:46] which I'll note is longer than my linux uptime of ... [19:46] 19:46:01 up 18:50, 3 users, load average: 0.16, 0.06, 0.01 [19:46] 18 hours and 50 minutes [19:46] ling [19:46] http://www.doomworld.com/forums/viewthread.php?FID=1&TID=1010 [19:46] for your hostpelling pleasure [19:46] aurikan (me2@cr127359-a.ktchnr1.on.wave.home.com) left irc: Ping timeout for aurikan[cr127359-a.ktchnr1.on.wave.home.com] [19:47] * Linguica resets fraggle's postcount [19:47] <[vicious]> THIS IS A FUCKING JOKE, I TUNED INTO 3 RADIO STATIONS IN A ROW, AND THEY ALL PLAY THE SHITTY LADY MARMALADE SONG [19:47] wtf is dw down [19:47] heh [19:47] posthelled [19:47] voulez vous couchez avec moi ce soir [19:47] <[vicious]> The third radio station is a remix of that pile of bollox [19:47] non, j'aller au canade [19:48] j'aller? [19:48] je vais [19:48] <[vicious]> shuddup!!!!! I can't stand that song, it's the 7th time I heard it today [19:48] je suis aller [19:48] i dunno [19:48] heh [19:48] ewww [19:48] * fraggle drops a nuke on france [19:48] rofl [19:48] <[vicious]> I heard it 4 times during my 8 hour workshift today [19:48] sorry julian [19:48] goodbye Julian [19:49] this is why I don't listen to music radio [19:49] <[vicious]> I can't believe a load of baby noises could be at the top of the chart... [19:49] the extent of my radio usage is NPR [19:49] hooray for mp3 [19:49] <[vicious]> yes [19:49] NPR rules [19:49] <[vicious]> but everyone else in my office wants to listen to BBC radio 1 [19:50] :( [19:50] <[vicious]> I gotta bring a cd player [19:50] <[vicious]> that new song by shaggy is appauling, and sad [19:50] it wasan me [19:50] yeah [19:50] <[vicious]> and I heard it 4 times, today.... [19:50] i remember i was listening to the radio a while back [19:50] Nick change on #doom: fyre^OS --> Julblownaway [19:51] and they played that shaggy song about fucking another girl and denying it [19:51] Nick change on #doom: Julblownaway --> fyre^OS [19:51] <[vicious]> worse still, I hear the same playlist .... every .... day [19:51] yeah [19:51] thats the one [19:51] and then immediately after it they played a song by tyrese or someone about him yelling at his gf because she fucked another guy [19:51] <[vicious]> it's like fucking torture [19:51] honey came in and she caught me red handed creepin with the girl next door [19:51] picture this we were both stark naked makin love on the bathroom floor [19:52] how could i forget that I had given her an extra key [19:53] omg [19:53] i just saw the spider-man trailer [19:53] <[vicious]> ugh [19:53] and it SUCKS [19:53] he puts a helicopter in a web between two skyscrapers and it looks just shitty [19:53] and theres all this techno music [19:54] it looks like four times as bad as x-men was [19:54] x-men was half-way decent [19:54] except that wolverine isn't in yellow spandex [19:54] dammit [19:54] yeah maybe half [19:54] i liked wolverines opening basically [19:54] in canada [19:55] rofl [19:55] that was about it [19:55] but only because it's in canada right? [19:55] yeah mewse [19:55] no because it was classic wolverine [19:55] all the rest was gay [19:55] spiderman looks like shit [19:55] is he in red and blue [19:55] yes [19:55] or did he get the black leather treatment [19:55] the costume is the same [19:55] oi [19:55] they showed him webslinging [19:55] he's got like metal eyes or something tho [19:55] he looks totally CG [19:55] yeah its totally CG hahaha [19:55] and the teaser had him yanking a chopper around [19:55] which is so lame [19:56] they hope if he moves fast enough he might look like a real person [19:56] lol [19:56] prower (prower@fcreid-03.dslbr.toad.net) joined #doom. [19:56] hello good sirs, i seem to have misplaced my overcoat! [19:56] and then he talked about carmack not wanting romero to leave [19:56] heh [19:56] oh hi prower [19:56] what what [19:56] hello binky [19:57] heh [19:57] binky.. strangely comfortable [19:57] aye-aye [19:57] * mewse goes to check his pasta [19:57] my lord? [19:58] so i was thinking about writing a linguica/arioch erotic fiction [19:58] roflmao [19:58] fraggle has changed the topic to so i was thinking about writing a linguica/arioch erotic fiction [19:58] do it [19:58] lol [19:58] i should've searched and replaced the romero story [19:58] that would've worked [19:59] Jon_R (jon@rimmer.demon.co.uk) joined #doom. [19:59] #doom: mode change '+o Jon_R ' by ChanServ [19:59] not really [19:59] I just watched it [19:59] because we havent broken up [19:59] it looks pretty good [19:59] "arioch slid his hand over linguicas long, hard sausage" [19:59] the spiderman thing [19:59] heh [19:59] oh yeah [19:59] * fyre^OS spanks prower [19:59] I mean, I expected worse [19:59] heh [20:00] why is doomworld down damnit [20:00] it's not [20:00] it seems to be up [20:00] i was just there [20:01] i wonder if variety blocked me from going to dw [20:01] heh [20:01] hahahah [20:01] heh [20:01] roofle owned variety [20:01] i think they may have [20:01] well actually [20:01] i can't dns linuxgames.com either [20:02] so the whole of telefragged is blocked? [20:02] heh king reol still posts on something awful [20:02] heh [20:02] i dont follow the sa forums too closely [20:03] i can dns telefragged.com [20:03] roughly how many of his posts get gassed [20:03] fraggle: gassed to non-gassed is like 2:1 ratio [20:03] i know that lowtax hates reol too [20:03] heheh [20:03] i warned him that he was invading the SA forums [20:03] Linguica: everyone hates reol. [20:03] but he didnt take me seriously [20:03] hahahah [20:03] but then lowtax started bitching to me about fiffy [20:04] i saw one about photoshopping a schoolbus that he started [20:04] i remember he was the only person ever banned from the sa forums back in the day [20:04] it was pretty lame but went on for pages [20:04] http://www.iz-us.com/images/funnypics/stoppostingreol.jpg [20:04] who is taco the wonder dog anyway [20:04] a gimmick poster [20:05] no he's not [20:05] heh [20:05] he's just a crazy... thing [20:05] i saw a picture in one thread that was like [20:05] he was [20:05] at one point [20:05] yeah [20:05] but now he is so much much more [20:05] "ACES! ANOTHER KING REOL THREAD!" [20:05] you'd think reol was a gimmick poster at one point too [20:05] fraggle: haha [20:05] is taco a real person or a lowtax creation or what [20:05] wtf i can't go to a lot of sites [20:05] i wonder if a router is down or what [20:05] taco is not lowtax [20:05] i know that much [20:05] i thought he wasnt [20:05] neither is bjonar b [20:05] taco is a person that pretended to be jeffk or something [20:06] bigd (bswarts@216.28.117.86) left irc: Leaving [20:06] heh [20:06] i asked lowtax in person if bjonar b was real [20:06] but turned out to be funny and not quite a jeff k clone [20:06] and he told me that bjornar b was entirely legit as far as he knew [20:06] Linguica: hahahaha [20:06] as far as lowtax knows, bjornar b really is a swedish teen who loves drawing shit donald duck pictures [20:06] whats this "john smith master slumlord" thing of reols [20:07] i dont know [20:07] he used to call me the slumlord [20:07] before he was booed out of the newdoom forums [20:07] haha [20:07] when newdoom forums kick you out you have to wonder [20:07] kicked out of the newdoom forums... [20:07] that's about as low as you can go [20:07] except maybe the counter-strike forums [20:07] i used to visit the CS forums [20:08] like back around beta 3.0 [20:08] yeah i posted there in the 4-5.2 days [20:08] once beta6 came though i stopped playing and simultaneously realized everyone there was an idiot [20:08] heh [20:09] * fyre^OS spanks prower [20:09] i stopped playing CS because i started sucking a lot [20:09] <[vicious]> wooooo, Towlyn dropped an interest in my music [20:09] like your mom. [20:09] * prower pokes fyre^OS [20:09] <[vicious]> heh [20:09] Linguica: i stopped playing because beta6 just ruined it for me [20:09] with the whole slowness thing [20:09] <[vicious]> he should have left his bloody email address tho [20:09] heh [20:09] aurikan (me2@cr127359-a.ktchnr1.on.wave.home.com) joined #doom. [20:09] #doom: mode change '+v aurikan ' by Cacodemon [20:09] i didnt care about them slowing down running [20:09] i liked it actually [20:09] woot [20:09] just beat the ancients in NM [20:09] <[vicious]> what's towlyn's addy [20:10] picked up 3 full levels [20:10] i remember in beta 4 they totally nerfed the mp5 [20:10] in beta 4 the p90 was king [20:10] then by beta 6 both the mp5 and the p90 were lame [20:10] yeah [20:10] in beta 6 the m4a1 was great [20:10] the colt was horrid [20:10] err [20:10] uh [20:10] not the col [20:10] same weapon [20:10] t [20:10] aug? [20:10] the other one [20:10] not the steyr aug [20:11] sig? [20:11] ak47? [20:11] yeah the sig [20:11] heh the ancients were easy [20:11] i got good mod spawns [20:11] the sig was awful most of the time [20:11] nah i liked it [20:11] one was extra fast, one mana burn, one MR [20:11] the mac10 was retarded [20:11] extra fast was the leap attacker [20:11] is the newstuff chronicles gonna be here this week? [20:11] Linguica: it still is as far as i know [20:12] i wasted him with lit real quick [20:12] then they added in dual pistols and the other mp5 [20:12] and it got really lame [20:12] i always liked the tmp [20:12] then i waited for the thrower(mana burn) to sit still and laid into him with FW [20:12] fyre^OS (moo@AC8CAC3B.ipt.aol.com) left irc: http://fyre.despayre.ath.cx [20:12] yeah the tmp was great and then they screwed it up [20:12] then tanked the whirlwind guy [20:12] when did they screw up the tmp i forget [20:12] beta6.5 i think [20:12] did they make it totally inaccurate [20:12] maybe 7 [20:12] i dont remember [20:12] no, they made it incredibly weak [20:12] it was always weak [20:13] even weaker though [20:13] heh [20:13] i remember i loved that sig pistol [20:13] like, you could pump an entire clip into someone and they wouldn't die [20:13] that kind of weak [20:13] before they did the whole click to shoot thing [20:13] god i hated that [20:13] where you had to keep tapping to shoot [20:13] yeah semi-auto, that wasn't fun [20:13] makes the desert eagle way too powerful [20:13] i remember that flashbangs used to be useful [20:14] yep when you could time them [20:14] at least the people on the sa forums dont name themselves "jeffk57" or "cliffy382" heh [20:14] and when they had the shrapnel [20:14] yeah heh [20:14] i remember on assault i would play as a t [20:14] and toss flashbangs into the vent shafts [20:14] on doomworld we have the infamous "doomboy" of course [20:14] and if i heard shrapnel hit i knew someone was there [20:14] fraggle: "clive barker's unfunny", i just find that name hilarious [20:15] heh [20:15] Linguica: heh i always used them on cs_Facility down in the hostage area [20:15] cause the t's used to camp there [20:15] facility was great when it had the chokepoint [20:15] then they added the extra door and ruined it [20:16] facility in b3 was where i had my greatest victory [20:16] they did? [20:16] when i was the only player left on my team and killed the 6 remaining terrorists one by one [20:16] haha [20:16] i felt like i was in die hard [20:16] those are the best parts of CS [20:16] running around and hiding and ambushing and shit [20:17] when you're the lone man against the 5 other guys [20:17] i used to taunt enemies after I killed them by giving them "tips" [20:17] like when a T ran past me and I shot him from behind I would say "Always remember to check your corners when running past obstacles" [20:17] hahaha [20:17] you're a bastard :P [20:17] yeah [20:17] because i mean [20:17] they were real tips [20:18] but i was obviously doing it to be an asshole [20:18] "do not engage someone from long distances with a p90, its spread is too much to be accurate" [20:18] etc [20:18] haha [20:18] so "john smith the slumlord" is reol's euphemism for you? [20:18] i don't think it is referring to me [20:19] but he did call me the slumlord [20:19] and dw was the slums [20:19] nice [20:19] Ralphis (Ralphis@cn688446-a.wall1.pa.home.com) joined #doom. [20:19] i think it's hilkarious how there are never posts on the dw forums talking bout how newdoom sucks [20:19] but the newdoom forums have a "dw sucks" or "ling sucks" post every few weeks [20:19] its not hilarious, its just that we have a bit more class. [20:19] it's like how guys with big dicks never brag about their penis size [20:20] while the insecure, little dick guys do [20:20] heh [20:20] especially the guys who get run out of the dw forums [20:20] like pickle hammer [20:20] hahah [20:20] its obvious they're bitter at being relegated to newdoom [20:20] you should register there under a fake name or something [20:21] and start a "ling sucks" thread [20:21] i thought about that but its too much work [20:21] fraggle (fraggle@m625-mp1-cvx1c.lan.ntl.com) left irc: Ping timeout for fraggle[m625-mp1-cvx1c.lan.ntl.com] [20:21] remember xoom.com/linguica_sux [20:21] you already did it years ago :P [20:21] hehe yea [20:21] remember xoom.com/daggersux hehe [20:21] rofl it's still there [20:21] KNorton (knorton@cae88-109-195.sc.rr.com) left irc: HomeGrown. [20:22] i wish i hadnt emailed something out [20:22] i wanted it to be anon and see what happened [20:22] heh [20:22] if you didn't email it nobody would've found it [20:22] i know [20:22] thats why i had to email someone [20:22] there were no comments or forums then [20:22] yeah [20:23] i remember i was very careful to make the page using a different prog than i normally used [20:23] and i was using british spelling of certain words [20:23] and then i had to go and give out my damn ip [20:23] and then i looked at the email header and hax0red you ip [20:23] hehe [20:23] no tom did [20:23] not you [20:23] did you send it to tom? [20:23] i think he asked me to copy+paste the email header [20:23] someone fwded it to tom [20:23] or something [20:23] heh [20:24] * Linguica goes to take an Andy and wipe his Stine [20:24] uh [20:24] right [20:24] you dont remember that [20:24] no... [20:24] thats when ricrob was pissed at me one of the many times [20:24] hehe [20:24] Quasar` (haleyjd@ts004d02.okc-ok.concentric.net) joined #doom. [20:24] #doom: mode change '+v Quasar` ' by Cacodemon [20:24] remember hector [20:24] it was 2 or 3 separate occasions iirc [20:25] that he was pissed at me [20:25] TTRF needs a logo [20:25] and then darkfang was pissed at me forever [20:25] and refused to ever say whyt [20:25] why [20:25] he had a secret document that explained why he hated me [20:25] really? [20:25] but no one was allowed to know what it was [20:25] hahah [20:26] Tarin (blah@pD9521550.dip.t-dialin.net) left irc: Read error to Tarin[pD9521550.dip.t-dialin.net]: EOF from client [20:26] turned out it was a irc log between me and tntjustin [20:26] where I said i wanted to beat everyone [20:26] beat? [20:26] wait was that why funkymonk hated me\ [20:26] i remember funkymonk hated me for some reason, i dont think that was it [20:26] somebody design a logo for TTRF [20:26] no [20:26] funkymonk was okay with you wasn't he? [20:27] it was the other DN guy that hated you [20:27] halif or something [20:27] i think funkymonk hated me because he thought i said something bad about him once or something [20:27] hahaha halif [20:27] hanif heh [20:27] hanif was just an idiot [20:27] everyone hated hanif [20:27] hahaha yeah [20:27] Tarin (blah@pD9521550.dip.t-dialin.net) joined #doom. [20:27] #doom: mode change '+v Tarin ' by ChanServ [20:27] i remember when xNemesiSx got on the DN staff or something [20:27] and his first update was like "pixelrex grows some pubes" [20:27] is halif even a real name or did I manage to come up with something truly original for once? [20:27] "no wait, not this time, maybe in a few years" [20:28] xnemesisx [20:28] hah [20:28] hahah [20:28] i remember him [20:28] <[vicious]> eh? Captain Nalpalm thought Nick Baker released Execution DM [20:28] the doom community used to be so full of strife, so to speak [20:28]