6/17/2001 [15:40] Napalm (nothing@pD90079EB.dip.t-dialin.net) joined #doom. [15:40] Oh great [15:40] I just found out they faked the moon landing [15:40] crap... [15:40] rofl [15:40] rofl [15:40] heh [15:41] fucking buggy waded [15:41] haha [15:41] Linguica has changed the topic to Oh great || I just found out they faked the moon landing [15:41] fuck [15:41] It´s true damnit! [15:41] No it's not. [15:41] They faked the PICTURES. [15:42] They didn't fake the landing. [15:42] They fucking faked everything [15:42] They were in Area 51 and shit [15:42] they had landed on the moon before the russians even had the idea for the spootnik [15:42] don't leave me jonas [15:42] not only that, they also have a stargate [15:43] wow napalm [15:43] you have discovered the greatest scandal in american history [15:43] you are a hero [15:43] I guess I am... [15:43] the american government has eradicated a whole foreign world [15:43] huh [15:44] so ALL OF YOU can escape through the stargate to the world [15:44] Caco stats AndrewB. [15:44] when an asteroid gets in crash course with earth [15:44] My GOD! Tell me where it so I can save myself phro1d! I mean I am a hero... [15:44] = Tobester Quote = * FBW[CC] pokes Katarhyne again uh hoe do you pronounce your name kat? err oops hoe eh I meant how [15:44] Wow, I'm that high in usage. Strange. [15:45] Fnord. [15:45] you can hide in maonth butt [15:45] maonth's [15:46] If the leader of a Doom project has been out of touch for over two years, would you guys say that it's okay to release the finished levels in that project? [15:46] hu [15:46] huh [15:46] that's my hiding spot you ass [15:46] I just saw this documentary about great Conspiracys theorys and they had all this evidence that the whole thing was filmed in the desert [15:46] I'd say so [15:46] yeah the moon landing was fake [15:46] unfy (unfie@cx610633-a.omhas1.ne.home.com) left #doom. [15:46] You guys didnt know that? [15:46] I mean why does the goddamn Flag wave? Oh wait it´s an AMERICAN flag :P [15:47] the flag is moving because it has a spring in it [15:47] dude they really didnt land [15:47] it was fake [15:47] uhuh [15:47] no [15:47] i'm with kat on this one [15:47] IT WAS FAKE, TRUST ME [15:47] they landed, then faked the images [15:47] why would they fake images if they landed [15:47] trust no-one [15:48] it was all faked [15:48] Ling: so they could broadcast images at the sametime as the landing [15:48] Springs bah! Who´s ever heard of "Springs in flags"? That´s a good one Ling...springs...bah [15:48] * AndrewB wonders what the heck everyone is talking about. [15:48] it would have been impossible to do that in the 60's, but you could probably do it now [15:48] Andrew check topic [15:48] What, did they make pictures with alien creatures on them or something? [15:48] Either that or they didn't want the public to see the alien cities :) [15:48] Caco stats Napalm [15:49] FBW[CC] (fbw@qn-213-73-165-105.quicknet.nl) left irc: Ping timeout for FBW[CC][qn-213-73-165-105.quicknet.nl] [15:49] what? Napalm not Tobester! [15:49] rofl [15:49] hehehehe [15:49] bad caco! [15:49] caco Fnord. [15:49] .dronF [15:49] retardas [15:49] indeed [15:49] Heh. [15:49] I mean "Hah." [15:49] uh wtf [15:49] caco is my bitch [15:50] Oh and McDonalds is made from people... [15:50] caco stats ZarcyB [15:50] no [15:50] Caco stats Napalm? [15:50] oh [15:50] heh [15:50] i know not [15:50] I reg'd Napalm I think [15:50] So I guess Tobester added Napalm to his list of names on Caco. [15:50] i worked in mcdonalds last year [15:50] hehe loser [15:50] Nick change on #doom: notroNK --> KNorton [15:50] I'll take it off, it was supposed to be my old nick, "Captain Napalm" [15:51] Did you kill the people or just cut them up? [15:51] i have a girlfriend [15:51] #doom: mode change '+o KNorton ' by ChanServ [15:51] so there [15:51] Damn You phro1d! [15:51] no. actually it was rat meat [15:51] My Nick is Captain Napalm... [15:51] O_o [15:51] Tobester where did you get the name? [15:51] why is caco fucking messaging me [15:51] bad caco no biscuit! [15:51] * Cacodemon snaps it out of KNorton's hand [15:52] caco is cool... [15:52] bad! [15:52] Where'd I get that name? From the old Calvin and Hobbes comics [15:52] FUCK [15:52] calvin and hobbes kicks ass [15:52] why do i have to fucking go to fucking works [15:52] work [15:52] Me too! Kewl! [15:52] FUCK [15:52] infirmity (no1@rr-163-50-85.atl.mediaone.net) left irc: damn i am so cool [15:52] Captain Napalm and hid thermo league or something... [15:52] I´ll check in the books! Just a sec... [15:53] Captain Napalm and the Thermonuclear League of Liberty! [15:53] * Napalm checks his complete Calvin and Hobbes collection... [15:53] oh right [15:53] hehehe [15:53] Who was Spaceman Spiff? [15:53] I can recite all heroes and their powers! lol [15:53] Spiff was Calvin in his imagination [15:54] Fnord. [15:54] duh [15:54] on distant planets and stuff [15:54] CandH rules! [15:54] * tobester used to have one singel Calvin and Hobbes book, but he can't remember the name [15:54] I have most of 'em. [15:54] I was always more of a "Bloom County" fan. [15:54] * Napalm has all Calvin and Hobbes comics produced to this day... [15:54] My sister was a big Calvin n hobbes fan [15:54] I know that at the beginning of the book it has them in a tree with a water balloon [15:55] Hmm, I have a huge Calvin and Hobbes book on the shelf right here.. [15:55] That was "The indispensable Calvin and Hobbes" Treasury [15:55] Yes, that's the one I have. [15:55] that doesn't sound familiar [15:55] name them off [15:56] I know I didn't have the one with "Sunday" in the title either [15:56] Yep, and they're wearing newspaper hats. [15:56] Nick change on #doom: nb_nmare --> nb_away [15:56] Including Cartoons from "The Revenge of the Baby Sat" and "Scientific Progress Goes Boink" [15:56] MrUnknown (Huzzah@AC998DB5.ipt.aol.com) joined #doom. [15:56] And susie is underneath [15:56] Yep yep. [15:56] Underneath a blue water balloon. [15:57] AdamW (adamw@host213-122-59-171.btinternet.com) joined #doom. [15:57] #doom: mode change '+o AdamW ' by ChanServ [15:57] it's like "The lazy days of Summer" or some shit, and it's and orange water balloon, and they are waiting for someone to come by [15:57] I didn´t get "The lazy Sunday book" because all the Sunday strips are already in the treasurys I own... [15:57] You´re thinking of "The days are just packed" there Tobester not a sunday collection [15:58] caco is good [15:58] what commands does caco respond to? [15:58] The days are just packed, yeah, that's it [15:58] Fnord. [15:58] tell caco Fnord. [15:58] Fnord. [15:58] see [15:58] =] [15:58] and .dronF [15:59] caco .dronF [15:59] .dronF [15:59] tell caco Napalm [15:59] tell caco Napalm [15:59] that wont work! [15:59] only Fnord. = [15:59] ] [15:59] er =] [15:59] caco stats [15:59] tell caco Fnors [15:59] tell caco Fnord [15:59] tell caco Fnord [15:59] caco Fnord. [15:59] Public flood detected. Forwarding all responses back to user. [15:59] I'm feeling bombarded! Forwarding all responses back to user... [15:59] (Sending response to KNorton) [15:59] tell caco Fnord [15:59] caco me [15:59] you dont need the "tell" [15:59] It doesn´t work! [16:00] It ignores me! [16:00] you need a . in Fnord. [16:00] Why? Because it likes the moon landing? [16:00] Public flood timeout, returning to normal operation. [16:00] heh [16:00] caco Fnord. [16:00] Fnord. [16:00] caco super. [16:00] bah [16:01] hehehehe [16:01] dumb caco [16:01] Caco Cookie [16:01] * Cacodemon *SNAP* [16:01] she likes cookies [16:01] Nick change on #doom: phro1d --> nunoc [16:01] she? [16:01] "she"? [16:01] he [16:01] AndyLeaver (aleaver84@63.148.183.107) joined #doom. [16:01] SHE [16:01] "he"? [16:01] SHE [16:01] I always thought of bots as shes [16:01] ok, IT [16:01] hi [16:01] Cacodemon is male, according to cph. [16:01] hey [16:01] caco has no sexual organs [16:01] Well, neither do you.... [16:01] So I said to the guy well "fuck you" and Andy doesn´t suck!" [16:01] cacodemon is female, she has a butthole in the back :p [16:02] so do you [16:02] hehehe [16:02] heh [16:02] yeah, but mine's plastered shut [16:02] I have no butt [16:02] cph (cph@cph.demon.co.uk) joined #doom. [16:02] Welcome to the Shores of Hell, cph [16:02] #doom: mode change '+v cph ' by Cacodemon [16:02] Speak of the devil. [16:02] ah, so where do you shit through [16:02] neither does who [16:02] is hers plastered shut? NOPE! DON'T THINK SI!!!!!!! [16:02] cph: is caco a he or she? [16:02] WAAQHH! [16:02] GavinJCD (jim001@p239.as2.prp.dublin.eircom.net) joined #doom. [16:02] it's an it [16:03] rofl [16:03] exactly [16:03] that works [16:03] * kat_ dies [16:03] fools [16:03] How do you programm Caco? [16:03] ahg pity da foo!! [16:03] Afterglow: YOU! YOU HAVE NO SEXUAL ORGANS [16:03] alright boys...and girls [16:03] * kat_ rubs Afterglow's smoothness [16:03] have I walked in on something? [16:03] caco kill all [16:03] Napalm: i edit the source code [16:03] Caco kill all [16:03] ROFL [16:03] that's the usual way one programs [16:03] damnit! [16:03] :P [16:03] * kat_ snuggles with cph [16:03] * Afterglow strokes his "smoothness" [16:03] oh yes... [16:04] Fnord. [16:04] Caco is moon landing fake? [16:04] cph: what language is caco in [16:04] FORTRAN? [16:04] no. [16:04] logo [16:04] heh [16:04] search Napalm is a wanker [16:04] Napalm is a wanker: http://www.geocities.com/~zaraza_doom/int_napalm_death.htm [16:04] search fake moon landing [16:04] fake moon landing: http://primeline-america.com/moon-ldg/ 6/18/2001 [08:13] * arioch has returned.. back again [gone 9m 34s]-1 [08:13] Hey arioch [08:13] your my favorite op or something [08:14] Hey did you guys know the moon landing was faked? [08:16] the what? [08:16] Napalm: well, was ok [08:17] * Julian has to go... [08:17] cya jul [08:17] cya all soon... [08:17] * Toke_ rejoices [08:17] What wasn´t that goof? [08:17] * deathwarrior spanks toke [08:17] good? [08:17] Julian (JulianHope@d191.dhcp212-34.cybercable.fr) left irc: Leaving [08:17] tell me please! [08:17] Arghhhhhhhhhh....first the moon landing and then this [08:17] what an asshole [08:18] whys? [08:18] Nick change on #doom: Napalm101 --> Napalm [08:18] * deathwarrior stares blankly at napalm [08:18] because he acted like an ass after everything i said [08:18] what do you mean by "moon landing"? [08:18] landing on the moon [08:19] what us 1337 americans pretend we did [08:19] It was all filmed at Area 51 in the desert in slow Mo [08:19] O_O [08:19] Really I kid you not... [08:19] SAY WHAT?!?!? [08:19] i bet [08:19] shut up [08:20] what? [08:20] explain the film from orbit [08:20] * deathwarrior stares at napalm [08:20] They were in Space...but never on the moon [08:20] explain the fact that you can see the american flag on the moon if you point your telescope in the right place [08:20] plus the lander module [08:20] yeah right... [08:20] yeah they just painted it there [08:20] OH WAIT [08:20] how'd they PAINT it there if they never landed on it [08:20] * deathwarrior agrees with arioch [08:21] high pressure paint sprayer [08:21] extremely high [08:21] hundreds of thousands of kilometers [08:21] hey hey let´s not get pissed here... [08:21] it was a wagner [08:21] Can you see other Lander Modules? [08:21] I wanna see that flag and the module befiore I believe it... [08:21] i think you can see the rover [08:21] then buy a telescope and LOOK [08:22] they kindof need the lander to get back into the rocket [08:22] or get some time in some uni aastronomy lab [08:22] Toke_: 2 modules, one stay behind, iirc [08:22] I never knew that [08:22] Really? [08:23] why would you think it was fake? [08:23] Damnit I´ve changed my point of view in two days now! [08:23] I saw this documentary and shit and it had some really good points... [08:23] But if you can see the flag then it´s all bull [08:23] heh [08:24] heh [08:24] heh heh [08:24] Maybe they just sent up the flag and a module... [08:24] yeah I remember this documentary fox was showing [08:24] they didn't use any actual scientific evidence [08:25] I donb´t get fox [08:25] just quotes taken out of context with interviews [08:25] It was called Conspiracy Theory: Did we land on the moon or something... [08:25] heh [08:25] heh [08:25] it would have been easier to send a lander down with someone to fly it then to make an automated one [08:26] bah what do you know... [08:26] an automated one would have been imposable at the time [08:26] The flag is a robot,,, [08:26] heh [08:26] it flys the lander... [08:26] maybe the flag was already there [08:27] Yeah...probaly the russians landed first and placed the wrong flag... [08:27] the russians do everything first [08:28] first in space, first on the moon, first to make a working client/server doom port with dedicated servers [08:28] heh [08:28] Probably they landed first and then the american astronauts killed them... [08:29] You can probably see their bodies... [08:29] * Toke_ grabs his telescope and runs outside [08:30] * Toke_ comes back disapointed because he forgot he turned his telescope into a bong [08:30] heh [08:30] Hey Arioch have you seen the flag? [08:31] if you take enough acid you can go to the moon yourself [08:31] Maybe someone painted the flag on the lens of your telescope... [08:32] Man I hate TV it´s so manipulative... [08:33] But they probably doctored the photos then... [08:33] bigd` (bswarts@216.28.117.40) left irc: Leaving [08:34] idle uckers... [08:35] Napalm (nothing@pD9007C3B.dip.t-dialin.net) left irc: Later uckers