[02:14] -!- MDenham [Kaidi@ACB770C0.ipt.aol.com] has joined #doom
[02:15] < MDenham> Hm.
[02:16] < MDenham> There's a church for sale in town, and I think I want to buy it.
[02:16] < salazar> yeh]
[02:16] < salazar> heh
[02:16] < salazar> even
[02:16] <@arioch> heh
[02:16] < salazar> the official church of mewsecult
[02:16] <@arioch> what would you do with a church
[02:16] < MDenham> arioch: Use it as a house.
[02:16] <@arioch> start a local chapter for mewsecult then seduce little choir girls?
[02:16] < MDenham> Nah.
[02:16] <@arioch> seduce little choir boys?
[02:16] < MDenham> Use it as a house, and convert the main hall into a gaming center.
[02:17] <@arioch> and use the gaming center to seduce little boys?
[02:17] <@arioch> hot damn! I want in!
[02:17] < MDenham> arioch: No, that'd be if Kat owned it.
[02:18] <@arioch> oh
[02:18] <@arioch> sell it to kat!
[02:18] < MDenham> Nah.
[02:18] <@arioch> oh come on
[02:18] < MDenham> As nice as it would be to have her living in town, NO.
[02:20] <@arioch> ;/
[02:21] <@arioch> sometimes I disturb myself
[02:21] <@arioch> like when I came up with "arioch's special skin moisturizer"
[02:21] < salazar> hahaha
[02:21] <@arioch> and "arioch's secret-ingredient all-purpose tonic"
[02:21] < MDenham> heh
[02:21] < MDenham> arioch: Stop wanking all over yourself.
[02:21] * salazar uses it as lubricant
[02:21] <@arioch> no
[02:21] <@arioch> I bottle it up and sell it
[02:21] < MDenham> heh
[02:21] <@arioch> production is slow but steady
[02:21] < salazar> its probably tonic water
[02:21] < salazar> heheh
[02:22] < MDenham> it's female wank juice! :-)
[02:22] <@arioch> s/fe//
[02:22] <@arioch> capice?
[02:22] < salazar> eww
[02:22] < MDenham> arioch: Oh, I thought Kat had sent you her whole supply and you were adding stuff to it.
[02:22] <@arioch> well that's the tonic
[02:23] <@arioch> the skin moisturizer is 100% natural arioch semen
[02:23] < MDenham> heh