[10:32] <Yoshokun> unless you bleed blue you're not a true american
[10:32] <SlatsCassidy> =(
[10:33] <Yoshokun> well wait
[10:33] <Yoshokun> what state are you in again?
[10:33] * >SlatsCassidy #sog always fancied himself a true patriot
[10:33] <SlatsCassidy> Virginia
[10:33] <Yoshokun> nm then
[10:33] <Yoshokun> it's virigina
[10:33] <Yoshokun> all you people are freakish patriot true americans
[10:33] <Yoshokun> other than the ones around the beltway, that is
[10:34] <Yoshokun> <virginia> ?! russia has money again?! UP IN ARMS!
[10:34] <Yoshokun> <connecticut> ehh... man... how's this going to effect my stock options?
[10:34] <Arno> Sounds more like Texas
[10:35] <Yoshokun> <connecticut> i better call my broker
[10:35] <Yoshokun> <connecticut guy 2> hah, you use a broker? you from virigina or something? up here we use this thing called the internet
[10:35] <Yoshokun> <connecticut guy 1> texas actually =(
[10:35] <Yoshokun> <virigina> UP IN ARMS!
[10:36] <Yoshokun> <texas> what's holding you people up, the boat's almost full, jesus
[10:36] <Yoshokun> <north carolina> maybe we can use this to pass some racist laws
[10:36] <Yoshokun> <georgia> w00t! segregation laws!
[10:36] <Yoshokun> <california> we just realized we don't need you guys anymore
[10:37] <Yoshokun> <viriginia> !!!! INVADE CALIFORNIA
[10:37] <arioch_> rofl
[10:37] <Yoshokun> <nebraska> hey clem, looks like hell musta frozen over or somethin cause interestin shit's going down in our field
[10:38] <Yoshokun> <north dakota> we're a state... really... visit us for vacation, it's fun here, really!
[10:39] <Yoshokun> <montana> the white race will rule again against the jewish oppressors
[10:39] <Yoshokun> <georgia> we're with ya brother!
[10:39] <Yoshokun> <south carolina> w00t! jew killin!
[10:40] <Yoshokun> alright
[10:40] <Yoshokun> i'm done
[10:40] <Yoshokun> oh ya one more thing
[10:40] <Yoshokun> <connecticut> ok, screw these nutcases, we're going back to england
[10:40] <Arno> hahaha
[10:43] <Yoshokun> ah that was fun
[10:43] <Yoshokun> i'm really creative when i think about it
[10:43] <Arno> missed a few states, though
[10:43] <Yoshokun> a few?
[10:44] <Arno> <New York> Get out of my way, and leave me alone!
[10:44] <Yoshokun> more like... 40
[10:44] <Yoshokun> oh no
[10:44] <Yoshokun> <new york> oh man, THINK OF THE ESTATES! THINK OF THE RICH PEOPLES ESTATES! THEY'RE GOING TO GO TO CONNECTICUT DEAR GOD NO!
[10:45] <Yoshokun> <new york> or even worse... MASSACHUSETS please god no they're all we have is the rich people's estates!
[10:45] <Yoshokun> <massachusets> we don't want your rich people, we have enough already, go to connecticut
[10:45] <Yoshokun> <connecticut> well, if that's how you think of us, ship them off to rhode island
[10:46] <Yoshokun> <rhode island> w00t!
[10:46] <Arno> LOL
[10:47] <Yoshokun> <north carolina> wait, doesn't new york have
[10:47] <Yoshokun> <north carolina> wait, doesn't new york have a lot of jews in it?
[10:47] <Yoshokun> <georgia> yeah!
[10:47] <Yoshokun> <north carolina> well, why don't we INVADE
[10:47] <Yoshokun> <georgia> but florida has just as many and it's a lot closer and warmer
[10:47] <Yoshokun> <north carolina> hmm.... point taken, LETS GO
[10:47] <Yoshokun> <florida> wait what hey leave disney alone dear god no that's all we have is disney! AHHHH NOO
[10:48] <Yoshokun> <nebraska> i always knew those coast people were weird
[10:48] <Yoshokun> <north dakota> i'm a state damnit =(
[10:48] <Yoshokun> <hawaii> i wonder if japan will take us
[10:49] <Yoshokun> <hawaii> oh well *shrugs* no big deal... wahtever...
[10:49] <Yoshokun> <nevada> in case of emergency, run to nearest secret military installation, w00t
[10:50] <Arno> hahaha
[10:51] <Yoshokun> <DC> eh, whatever, they'll figure it out, call out the state militias or soemthing
[10:51] <Yoshokun> <montana> THE DAY IS OURS
[10:51] <Yoshokun> <DC> oh... yeah... nevermind then
[10:51] <Yoshokun> <montana> =(
[10:51] <Yoshokun> <DC> we can't afford any federal military casulties, we have an election in 4 years
[10:52] <Yoshokun> <connecticut> damn british wouldn't take us unless we talked funny, told them to go fuck a goat, they seem to have taken it literally
[10:55] <Yoshokun> <massachusets> i'm sure they would have taken us if we asked, of course we would never ask because we're MASSACHUSETS AND HAVE RICH PEOPLE