[15:24] <@davidc> Need info on obtaining a URL web site. I already have a company name in mind.
[15:24] <@davidc> ACE(Awesome Creations of Excellence).
[15:24] <@davidc> Thank you for your time.
[15:24] <@davidc> Al "Urban Cowboy" Ballard
[15:24] <@davidc> C.E.O. of ACE
[15:25] <@missnglnk> i'm fuqn lazy when it comes to web design
[15:25] <@missnglnk> that's why infowave is so fucked
[15:25] <@jonatwork> so try less
[15:26] <@langdonx> work smart, get mobile
[15:26] <@langdonx> SMARTER
[15:26] <@langdonx> fuckme
[15:27] <@max> http://www.ensemblestudios.com/aom/screenshot.shtml
[15:27] <@max> thats age of empire 3
[15:27] <@langdonx> age of monkeys yo
[15:27] <@missnglnk> jon, i start all psyched
[15:28] <@missnglnk> then get sidetracked
[15:28] <@langdonx> by porn, right?
[15:28] <@langdonx> i have the same problem
[15:28] <@missnglnk> porn and irc
[15:28] <@missnglnk> then i spend the rest of the time cleaning off my keyboard and desk
[15:28] <@langdonx> that'swhyi shift minimize mirc
[15:28] <@missnglnk> :(
[15:28] <@langdonx> so i can't alt tab to it
[15:28] <@langdonx> hehahehae
[15:28] <@missnglnk> heh
[15:28] <@langdonx> you need a spooge towel
[15:29] <@missnglnk> http://missnglnk.com/intranova.gif
[15:29] <@missnglnk> that was the last time i ever worked hard on web design
[15:29] <@missnglnk> and wouldja believe there were no broken links?!
[15:29] <@missnglnk> did that in late 99
[15:29] <@langdonx> /jenny
[15:29] <@langdonx> she likely distracted you from it
[15:29] <@jonatwork> thats pretty good
[15:29] <@missnglnk> s/good/old/
[15:30] <@jonatwork> yes. well.
[15:30] <@langdonx> you sayin NES ain't good still?
[15:30] <@jonatwork> for its time.
[15:30] <@jonatwork> haha
[15:30] <@missnglnk> lang, heheh
[15:30] <@missnglnk> if i sat down for 2 weeks and concentrated on web design
[15:30] <@missnglnk> i could prolly put out something semidecent
[15:30] <@missnglnk> or if someone made a brain printer or something
[15:31] <@missnglnk> where i could print the layout out from mind to computer
[15:31] <@langdonx> you could put your cock on a xerox machine, and produce the same results
[15:31] <@missnglnk> except my brain printout would be in color!
[15:31] <@missnglnk> but it'd be lesbian porn
[15:31] <@missnglnk> not a blur of a cock
[15:32] <@missnglnk> so id' never get web design done again
[15:32] <@missnglnk> one page is normal layout
[15:32] <@missnglnk> next page starts out normal
[15:32] <@missnglnk> ends up with jenna jameson
[15:32] <@langdonx> it'd attract customers
[15:32] <@missnglnk> nah
[15:32] <@missnglnk> not when designing a church site
[15:33] <@langdonx> just replace jenna with a 13yo boy
[15:33] <@missnglnk> We have exceptional worship times at 10:30am, also we have Sunday school in session where we teach God's children HARDCORE FUCKING AND SUCKING
[15:33] <@jonatwork> hahaha
[15:34] <@missnglnk> but that would probably be appropriate for the catholic church