[12:19PM] <dialtone_> I keep doing really smelly farts
[12:19PM] <dialtone_> like
[12:19PM] <dialtone_> they smell of rotten eggs
[12:20PM] <worlock> you are a smelly fart.
[12:20PM] <worlock> eew
[12:20PM] <reivaX> I second that motion
[12:20PM] <worlock> nasty.
[12:20PM] <dialtone_> open wide while I fart in your mouth
[12:20PM] <dialtone_> asshole
[12:20PM] <worlock> haha
[12:20PM] <worlock> ever burped and it tasted like lucky charms, but you havent eaten lucky charms in months?
[12:20PM] <dialtone_> Xavier is just jealous of my enormous penis
[12:20PM] <dialtone_> :(
[12:21PM] <reivaX> if by "enormous" you mean "antlike", then sure!
[12:21PM] <worlock> enormous (mouse) penis =P
[12:21PM] <dialtone_> by "enormous" I mean "bigger than you could ever hope for"
[12:21PM] ωνω Mysza [~adamg@bsd.cormay.pl] has joined #bitchx
[12:21PM] <Mysza> re
[12:22PM] <Mysza> lets say I want to dump some ctcp request - how? ''^dump PRIVMSG nick :\001VERSION\001 '' doesnt work...
[12:22PM] <worlock> ...you know, its a proven fact that men who talk about how incredibly huge their dick is are usually full of shit and have 3 or 4 inches tops.
[12:22PM] <dialtone_> heh
[12:22PM] <dialtone_> when I fuck hoez
[12:22PM] <dialtone_> my cock comes out of their mouth
[12:22PM] <hayzus> hahahaha
[12:22PM] <reivaX> mysza, use /quote
[12:22PM] <dialtone_> and I end up creaming in my own mouth
[12:22PM] <reivaX> dump is tcl.
[12:22PM] <worlock> and you like it
[12:22PM] <reivaX> and use $chr(001) instead of \001
[12:22PM] <worlock> because youre sick in the head
[12:22PM] <dialtone_> yes
[12:22PM] <dialtone_> yes I am sir
[12:23PM] <dialtone_> I cream in bottles
[12:23PM] <reivaX> was th at a buckcherry reference?
[12:23PM] <dialtone_> then drink them
[12:23PM] <LoRd_CJ> bbl
[12:23PM] <Mysza> reivaX: thx, I`ll try that..
[12:23PM] ωνω signoff: #bitchx/LoRd_CJ (BitchX: reserve your copy today!)
[12:23PM] <worlock> save it for later eh?
[12:23PM] <dialtone_> yeah
[12:23PM] ωνω signoff: #bitchx/Mysza (ωνω Total uptime :    0d  0h  2m 53s)
[12:23PM] <dialtone_> I put a stick in it
[12:23PM] <dialtone_> then put it in the freezer
[12:23PM] <dialtone_> then when it's frozen I lick it
[12:23PM] <worlock> haha
[12:24PM] <dialtone_> oh god
[12:24PM] <arioch> ew
[12:24PM] <dialtone_> I feel sick just talking about this crap :P
[12:24PM] <worlock> so do i.
[12:24PM] <arioch> I feel sick just thinking about it
[12:24PM] <worlock> so if we could hastily change topics please...
[12:24PM] <dialtone_> heh
[12:24PM] <arioch> THANK YOU FOR PUTTING THAT IMAGE IN MY HEAD
[12:25PM] π worlock/#bitchx places images from "freddy got fingered" in arioch's head
[12:25PM] <worlock> better?
[12:25PM] <dialtone_> I'll just go back to my eggy farts
[12:25PM] <worlock> dialtone-. perhaps if you pull the shaved gerbil out they wont stink as bad?
[12:25PM] <dialtone_> hahahaha
[12:25PM] <worlock> er. stupid nc.
[12:26PM] π Dragoon/#bitchx is idle/case stripping - log/os.bx
[12:26PM] <|Rain|> note that I never talk about how incredibly huge my dick is!
[12:26PM] <worlock> Rain, get with the times.
[12:27PM] <arioch> yeah
[12:27PM] <arioch> we're talking about smelly farts now