[00:04] <@mewse> alright uckin x0ardinging
[00:04] <@mewse> g0ardinigngign
[00:04] <@arioch> ...
[00:04] <@Cyb> heh
[00:04] <@arioch> I don't even need to ask
[00:04] <@mewse> u auS'
[00:04] <@Cyb> I hate when I'm watching porn and wmp tells me there's an update
[00:04] <@jon^c> DEMONS BEGONE
[00:04] <@mewse> I Ais
[00:04] <@arioch> rofl
[00:04] <@Cyb> right over the screen goddamnit
[00:04] <@mewse> ok
[00:05] <@arioch> YOUR PORN NEEDS AN UPDATE
[00:05] <@jon^c> Cyb: really? thats usually what pushes me over the cliff.
[00:05] <@mewse> some one askimggedy a policitackky charge d kestion
[00:05] <@arioch> hahaha
[00:05] <@jon^c> "oh god an update oh yess yess!!!! OIUASGBIAU GBEN Aen08 tpi4k
[00:05] <@Cyb> uh
[00:05] <@mewse> and i'll clarify the state o th e wrld
[00:05] <@mewse> shit  i just kincoker d ocer the
[00:05] <@mewse> thing
[00:05] <@Cyb> either ewse is drunk or someone chopped off his hands
[00:05] <@mewse> with the stuff
[00:05] <@mewse> what
[00:05] <@Cyb> mewse even
[00:05] <@jon^c> mewse
[00:05] <@arioch> maybe both
[00:05] <@mewse> yeah ewse comong
[00:05] <@jon^c> are you drunk
[00:05] <@Cyb> yes
[00:06] <@Cyb> he got drunk and woke up with no hands
[00:06] <@mewse> ok if i dont hear something s00n i'll pass out n the idiots bed
[00:06] <@mewse>                                  zxcva
[00:06] <@mewse> i met some guy s from the uhhh daniish place
[00:06] ωνω Cyb changed the topic of #doom to: [01:06am] <mewse> some one askimggedy a policitackky charge d kestion
[00:06] <@mewse> with addanisth accents
[00:06] <@jon^c> mewse is in james joyce mode
[00:06] <@mewse> wahtsssssa
[00:07] <@arioch> haha
[00:07] <@mewse> jesus chirst
[00:07] <@mewse>  ok
[00:07] <@mewse> i'm sober
[00:07] <@Cyb> liiies
[00:07] <@mewse> q'elle qustion sil 'vous plait
[00:08] <@mewse> po'r va vour
[00:08] <@Cyb> you're french!!
[00:08] <@mewse> wbonjour
[00:08] <@Cyb> that's even worse!
[00:08] <@mewse> ef FUCKING ASK ME SOMTHING
[00:08] <@Cyb> uh
[00:08] <@Cyb> are you drunk?
[00:08] <@mewse> IS THE DRUNK CANADIAN UP TO THE TASK
[00:08] <@mewse> ITS UP TO YOU
[00:08] <@mewse> BONJOUR
[00:08] <@mewse> YES
[00:09] <@mewse> slightly
[00:09] <@Cyb> that's all I can think of
[00:09] <@mewse> well wtf
[00:09] <@Cyb> hm
[00:09] <@mewse> ok i'm going to bed soon
[00:09] <@tobester> man I wish I was drunk
[00:09] <@arioch> mewse is there a god and is there life after death
[00:09] <@Cyb> how about uh
[00:09] <@mewse> once in a life time oppertunity!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
[00:09] <@tobester> my sister keeps scratching her titty and if something happens I want to blame it on the alcohol
[00:09] <@mewse> there is no god, i am death
[00:10] <@jon^c> figures the first time in a month kat comes online i have my socar away msg on
[00:10] <@mewse> keep her scratching her titty and i want pics
[00:10] <@Cyb> explain how to make a dynamic array in C
[00:10] <@jon^c> i just noticed that
[00:10] <@jon^c> oops
[00:10] <@jon^c> oh well
[00:10] <@tobester> cant
[00:10] <@tobester> veo doesnt like to work anymore
[00:10] <@tobester> its at ghosts house anyway
[00:10] <@arioch> realloc
[00:10] <@Cyb> not you
[00:10] <@arioch> :(
[00:10] <@Cyb> are you drunken and/or canadian!/
[00:10] <@mewse> dynamic arrays inb c are compplsihed using the malloc(I) and free90 system acls and i have nothiong do do with it roget that leave me alone
[00:10] <@Cyb> !?
[00:11] <@mewse> free()
[00:11] <@Cyb> rofl
[00:11] <@Cyb> for free90
[00:11] <@arioch> I can be drunk
[00:11] <@Cyb> s/for/rofl
[00:11] <@mewse> freee(:)
[00:11] <@mewse> rfre(:)
[00:11] <@mewse> freee()
[00:11] <@Cyb> lolz
[00:11] <@arioch> let me go take a sip of the wine in the fridge
[00:11] <@mewse> what fridge
[00:11] <@arioch> and I live fairly close to canada
[00:11] <@Cyb> roget?
[00:12] <@Cyb> oh forget
[00:12] <@Cyb> man it's like learning a new language
[00:12] <@mewse> okj'
[00:12] <@arioch> roger that
[00:12] <@mewse> i am going to sokmoe wsmoke marijuana'
[00:12] <@mewse> because'
[00:12] <@Cyb> this can only end in disaster
[00:13] <@mewse> the intellectual conversation with the smartest people i've encounetere=d is not intellectuall ysatisfying
[00:13] <@mewse> so
[00:13] <@Cyb> heh
[00:13] <@mewse> i' m smoking wee dbeacuse i'm too smart
[00:13] <@mewse> and
[00:13] <@Cyb> man we're the smartest people you've encountered
[00:13] <@mewse> i cant [ut the space bar in the right place
[00:13] <@Cyb> thats just sad
[00:13] <@mewse> its truge
[00:14] <@mewse> the fact that i sadi "truge" obviously reveals the strain i've been under
[00:14] <@Cyb> here mewse I will take a picture of my empty labatt bottles for your enjoyment
[00:14] <@mewse> no!!!!!!!!!!!
[00:14] <@mewse> nwvar
[00:14] <@mewse> shit
[00:14] <@mewse> i need to download jackass
[00:14] <@jon^c> ill take a picture of my nipple for you mewse
[00:14] <@arioch> Claim:   One of the women in the James Bond film For Your Eyes Only used to be a guy.
[00:14] <@arioch> Status:   True.
[00:14] <@jon^c> if you ask
[00:14] <@mewse> 0o 9 d9d\\\
[00:15] <@mewse> zx
[00:15] <@Cyb> hrm
[00:15] <@mewse> cmon11!!!
[00:15] <@mewse> ldt me pelase
[00:15] <@Cyb> nevermind camera batteries are dead
[00:15] <@mewse> sleep in heterosexuzl fantistize like its not that hard
[00:15] <@mewse> pleeeeease
[00:15] <@mewse> ok james bond is a homo i can live wih t that
[00:15] <@mewse> and
[00:16] <@mewse> the other gu
[00:16] <@mewse> y
[00:16] <@mewse> buy
[00:16] <@Cyb> heh
[00:16] <@mewse> jesus christ
[00:16] <@mewse> but
[00:16] <@mewse> anywas
[00:16] <@mewse> wtf
[00:16] <@Cyb> mewse what's the worst case time for quicksort
[00:16] <@mewse> how sound i know i failed computer science
[00:16] <@Cyb> and the square root of 2!
[00:17] <@mewse> want me to whip out calc.exe?
[00:17] <@Cyb> hey 2! = 2
[00:17] <@Cyb> neeeeaaaat
[00:17] <@mewse> fuc you
[00:17] <@Cyb> no u
[00:17] <@mewse> [plawf
[00:17] <@mewse> pl
[00:18] <@mewse> pl
[00:18] <@mewse> ok
[00:18] <@Cyb> mewse you should configure bind now
[00:18] <@mewse> this is called
[00:18] <@mewse> what
[00:18] <@mewse> yeah
[00:18] <@mewse> like vhosts and stuff
[00:18] <@mewse> yeah i've wamnted to do that
[00:18] <@Cyb> heh
[00:18] <@mewse> unfortunately i'm half unconscious
[00:18] <@mewse> jesus
[00:19] <@mewse> ok
[00:19] <@Cyb> that's a requirement when setting up bind don't you know
[00:19] <@Cyb> fully conscious people tend to stab themselvs
[00:19] <@Cyb> also your mom is a slut
[00:19] <@mewse> anyone who comes by north dakota with a disposible camera or any other camera and takes pictures of me seleepoing they dserve a medal
[00:19] <@mewse> because they entered the lions den
[00:19] <@Cyb> north dakota?
[00:20] <@mewse> yeah i think i'm near north dakota
[00:20] <@Cyb> visit randy heit
[00:20] <@arioch> heh
[00:20] <@mewse> if im not you know they'll just have to come further
[00:20] <@mewse> either way
[00:20] <@mewse> fuck you guys
[00:20] <@mewse> i'm passing out
[00:20] <@Cyb> rofl
[00:20] <@Cyb> are you home?
[00:20] <@mewse> yes
[00:20] <@jon^c> wait
[00:20] <@mewse> what
[00:20] <@arioch> yeah winnipeg is to the north of nd
[00:20] <@mewse> jesu christ
[00:20] <@jon^c> i havent uploaded my nipple yet
[00:20] <@arioch> haha
[00:20] <@Cyb> I thought winnipeg was over montana
[00:20] <@mewse> FCI YOU BITCH
[00:21] * mewse goes out
[00:21] <@arioch> close enough
[00:21] <@Cyb> SASKATCHEWAN!!
[00:21] <@arioch> god forbid anybody but americans know geography
[00:21] * arioch tries to verify the grammar
[00:21] <@Cyb> since when do americans know geography
[00:21] <@arioch> yeah fuck it
[00:21] <@arioch> you know what I mean
[00:21] <@jon^c> i stimulated my nipple before photographing it.
[00:22] <@arioch> this is one of those "..." moments
[00:22] <@Cyb> hmm
[00:22] <@Cyb> actually
[00:22] <@Cyb> winnipeg is over minnesota
[00:22] <@Cyb> I had it switched with calgary in my mind
[00:23] <@arioch> I should drive over and abduct mewse