[15:35] <@Afterglow> ling: when you're at the metal detector make sure to use the word "hijack" @Jon^D [15:36] <@Linguica> "no i meant hello jack LET GO OF ME" @Jon_R [15:40] <@Afterglow> i like how there's a sign in that area that says you will be prosecuted if you say hijack heh @Linguica [15:43] <@mewse> lol @locust [15:44] <@mewse> be like the guy who delayed a flight for two hours because he refused to take off a button that said "suspected terrorist" @mewse [15:49] <@Afterglow> where will doomcon be next year? @OperServ [15:49] <@Afterglow> i @search [15:49] <@Afterglow> i'm assuming this meet will go well and aur won't try to rape cyb, etc. @seraphim [15:50] <@Afterglow> i've noticed lately most sentances i type on the intornat are typoed to fuck @tobester [15:50] <@Afterglow> [16:02] is your plane living this afternoon ling <- living, wtf Jon [15:50] <@Afterglow> i think i got teh aids :( master [15:51] <@awayxis> rofl ryan [15:52] <@Linguica> the ssheed [15:55] <@Afterglow> indeed i have absorbed the ways of the ssheed [15:55] <@alex> we need one ssheeder in here with cyb en route [15:56] <@alex> I don't know [15:56] <@alex> we could hold it in cali [15:56] <@Linguica> when is cyb leaving [15:56] <@alex> he's supposed to be gone already [15:56] <@Linguica> when is he getting there [15:56] <@alex> sometime tomorrow [15:57] <@alex> unless he crashes and dies [15:57] <@Linguica> heh [15:57] <@Linguica> man if my plane is jacked i will be upset [15:57] <@alex> you can call me on the cell [15:58] <@alex> and say "let's roll" [15:59] <@Linguica> rofl [15:59] <@Linguica> man i'd do that [15:59] <@alex> rofl [15:59] <@alex> towelie_: for example /quote QUIT :^AI am a fucking retard KTHX^A | .-ֳD signoff: towelie_/#BitchX (^AI am a fucking retard KTHX^A) [15:59] <@Linguica> or i'd say something slightly different [16:00] <@Afterglow> "I LOVE YOU ARIOOOOOCHHHH!!!!" [16:00] <@Linguica> like [16:00] <@Linguica> hmm [16:00] <@Linguica> whats catchphrase worthy [16:00] <@alex> "I'll be back" [16:00] <@Linguica> rofl [16:00] <@alex> "I did not have sex with that woman" [16:00] <@alex> man those would suck for last words [16:01] <@Linguica> something gay like "lets get this party started" [16:01] <@alex> "let's get this show on the road" [16:02] <@alex> or the perennial favorite [16:02] <@alex> "let's rock" [16:02] <@Linguica> or make it obscene so the news would have to misquote it [16:02] <@Linguica> "come get some towelhead motherfuckers" [16:03] <@Linguica> heh [16:03] <@alex> heh [16:04] <@alex> I can't believe I forgot about the "i told u i was hardcore" [16:04] <@Linguica> "your dick smells like camel you raghead sand monkey" [16:04] <@alex> I probably wouldn't remember that anyway [16:04] <@Linguica> _______\\__ [16:04] <@Linguica> (_. _ ._ _/ [16:04] <@Linguica> '-' \__. / [16:04] <@Linguica> / / [16:04] <@Linguica> / / .--. .--. [16:04] <@Linguica> ( ( / '' \/ '' \ " [16:04] <@Linguica> \ \_.' \ ) [16:04] <@alex> I'd be like "your dick tastes like camel ass you raghead sand nigger" [16:04] <@Linguica> || _ './ [16:04] <@Linguica> |\ \ ___.'\ / [16:05] <@Linguica> '-./ .' \ |/ [16:05] <@Linguica> \| / )|\ [16:05] <@Linguica> |/ // \\ [16:05] <@Linguica> |\ __// \\__ [16:05] <@Linguica> //\\ /__/ \__| [16:05] <@alex> and then we can play telephone with the media [16:05] <@Linguica> .--_/ \_--. [16:05] <@Linguica> /__/ \__\ [16:05] <@alex> and see what they actually turn out to print [16:05] <@Linguica> rofl [16:05] <@Linguica> wtf would they do [16:05] <@Linguica> [obscene comment] [16:06] <@Linguica> your _ tastes like _ _ you _ sand _ [16:06] <@alex> it'll be great too [16:06] <@alex> once they find out you used to play doom [16:07] <@alex> I'll make sure to emphasize it when they do my interview [16:08] <@jon^c> alright [16:08] <@Afterglow> great conversation you're having :( [16:09] <@jon^c> justin is off to pick up my sweet sweet alcohol [16:09] <@alex> "yeah I've known him for years, did I ever mention he used to play doom a lot? I wasn't surprised at all when he rushed the terrorist fucker, took his gun, and shot him in the brain pan ..." [16:09] <@alex> "too bad he went down with the plane I bet we could've sent him to afghanistan and let him go rambo ..." [16:09] שםש Signoff Jon: #doom (Ping timeout: 245 seconds) [16:10] <@Linguica> rofl [16:10] <@jon^c> uh [16:10] <@jon^c> didnt rambo help the afghans [16:10] שםש Jon [jon@82-39-115-104.cable.ubr03.newy.blueyonder.co.uk] has joined #doom [16:10] <@alex> pfft minor details [16:10] <@Linguica> Los Angeles man Andrew Stine flew a packed 737 airliner into a hillside while attempting to emulate Sopwith [16:11] <@Jon_R> heh [16:11] <@Jon_R> man if you were on a jacked plane [16:11] <@lfeagtrg> hahaha [16:11] <@Jon_R> you should ring a paper and try to sell your story [16:11] <@Linguica> rofl [16:11] <@lfeagtrg> thats what al qaeda were trying to do [16:11] <@Linguica> but like what if you die [16:11] <@Jon_R> "how much will you pay for my live account of me retaking the plane?" [16:11] <@alex> yeah what if he dies [16:12] <@Jon_R> I dunno [16:12] <@Jon_R> get them to pay double if you die [16:12] <@alex> Trillian.Pro.v2.0.Beta.2.Cracked-ACME [16:13] <@Linguica> rofl [16:13] <@Linguica> offer a play by play narration as you fight to retake the plane [16:13] <@Linguica> like with one of those ear buds [16:13] <@alex> rofl [16:13] <@Linguica> "I AM NOW ENGAGING THE LEAD TERRORIST IN HAND TO HAND, HE APPEARS TO BE TRAINED IN SOME FORM OF MIDDLE EASTERN KUNG FU" [16:13] <@alex> "now I'm applying the vulcan neck pinch ... " [16:14] <@Linguica> * rustling, shouting * [16:14] <@awayxis> hahahah [16:14] שםש awayxis is now known as auxois [16:14] <@alex> haha [16:14] <@Jon_R> haha [16:14] <@Linguica> "OK I WAS JUST STABBED IN THE SHOULDER BUT I MANAGED TO BEAT HIS HEAD IN WITH A BOOK" [16:15] <@Linguica> "I WILL TELL YOU WHICH BOOK FOR $50,000 MORE" [16:15] <@auxois> rofl [16:15] <@alex> hahaha [16:15] <@auxois> "mein kampf" [16:15] <@Linguica> rofl [16:15] <@alex> dammit I was going to say that [16:15] <@Linguica> beating a terrorist to death with mein kampf [16:15] <@Linguica> no the koran [16:15] <@alex> "but for $50000 more I'll say to everyone it was 'it takes a village'" [16:15] <@alex> "and for another $100000 it'll be the koran" [16:15] <@Linguica> beat the terrorist to death with a copy of the koran [16:16] <@auxois> even worse - the bible [16:16] <@auxois> heh [16:16] <@Jon_R> "IRONY AT 20000 FEET" [16:16] <@Linguica> then open it up and the blood has seeped in and obscured every mention of mohammed as a prophet [16:16] <@Jon_R> it'd probably be worth taking a digital video camera with you when you fly [16:16] <@Jon_R> just in case [16:17] <@Linguica> "OK I JUST KNOCKED DOWN ANOTHER TERRORIST AND JUMPED ON HIS HEAD UNTIL HE DIED, ANOTHER 50 GRAND TO KNOW MY SHOE BRAND" [16:17] <@Linguica> sign a deal with nike for air arabsmashers [16:18] <@Jon_R> take phone poll to see what you should do next [16:18] <@Linguica> rofl [16:18] <@Linguica> yeah call up howard stern [16:18] <@Jon_R> call 018015002001 if you think I should rush this guy and sock him in the stomach [16:18] <@Linguica> "HEY HOWARD SHOULD I CHARGE THE GUY OR WAIT HIM TO COME TO ME BABA BOOEY" [16:19] <@auxois> hahah [16:19] <@auxois> nike arabsmashers [16:19] <@Linguica> howard stern would be like "could you describe the stewardesses" [16:19] <@Jon_R> haha [16:19] <@Jon_R> man someone log this [16:19] <@Jon_R> we've almost got enough material for a bad taste satirical movie [16:19] <@tobester> way ahead of you [16:19] <@auxois> yes [16:20] <@Linguica> if the plane was going down i would murder the man next to me [16:20] <@Linguica> just because i could [16:20] <@Jon_R> if it was a woman would you rape her? [16:20] <@Linguica> and then the plane levels out [16:20] <@Linguica> and i'll be like uhhh [16:21] <@alex> rofl [16:21] <@Linguica> in the confusion the plastic knife flew into his eye [16:21] <@alex> you flipped a peanut into his throat [16:21] <@Linguica> heh [16:21] <@Afterglow> why not masturbate in public [16:21] <@Afterglow> my cousin walter once jerked off in public, true story [16:21] <@Linguica> i dunno if i could get it up while falling from the sky [16:21] <@tobester> in the confusion the semen flew onto her face [16:22] <@Jon_R> heh [16:22] <@tobester> i jerked it in school once [16:22] <@auxois> once? [16:22] <@auxois> heh [16:22] <@Jon_R> zero-g sex [16:22] <@tobester> spewed in the locker room while the kids were playing dodgeball [16:22] <@Jon_R> how many people have tried that [16:22] <@Linguica> a few [16:22] <@Linguica> they tried making a zero g porn once [16:23] <@Linguica> worlds first zero graviy cumshot or something [16:23] <@tobester> i read somewhere that a couple is getting married in space soon [16:23] <@Jon_R> oh yeah I heard about that [16:23] שםש Signoff jon^c: #doom (Ping timeout: 246 seconds) [16:23] <@alex> filmed it like how they filmed apollo 13? [16:23] <@Linguica> i guess [16:23] <@alex> did it work [16:23] <@Jon_R> yeah [16:23] <@Linguica> unless they went into outer space [16:23] <@Jon_R> in the vomit comet [16:23] שםש jon^c [jon_c@cpe-68-184-33-243.ma.charter.com] has joined #doom [16:23] שםש mode/#doom [+o jon^c] by ChanServ [16:23] <@Linguica> renamed the come comet